Some lines that could be made into stories!

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Person 1: "Take the wheel"

Person 2: "But I don't know how to drive!"

Person 1: "You don't have to know, just be reckless!"

Person 2: "Oh, then I'm a perfect driver."

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Person 1: "What did you do?!"

Person 2: "Whatever I did, it wasn't me."

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Person 1: "What are you doing?"

Person 2: "I am doing nothing."

Person 1: "Oh really, you look like you are trying to do something?"

Person 2: "Can't try to do anything if you can't try at all."

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Person 1: "If I had a credit for every time we get blasted, I'd be rich."

Person 2: "Actually, you would be dead."

Person 3: "(person 2) isn't wrong."

Person 2: "Who invented you to this conversation? This is an A and B conversation so C your way out of it."

Person 3: "cdefghijklmNO!"

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Person 1: "How'd you get here?"

Person 2: "I used my magic legs to get me here."

Person 1: "Really? How did you do it?"

Person 2: "It's called moving your right foot then your left foot to walk from right over there." *points a couple feet away* "Now here I am."

Person 1: "I knew you didn't use magic!"

Person 2: "What gave it away?"

Person: "A magician never reveals their secret!"

Person 1: "Since when was I a magician?"

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Well, I guess these aren't the first weirdest things I wrote. Oh well.

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