Deadpool talking here.

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🔲🔲🔲𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚜 𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚝𝚑 𝚠𝚊𝚕𝚕, 𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎, 𝚜𝚎𝚡, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚕𝚢: 𝚂𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙷𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚊 𝙾𝚍𝚢𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚢 🔲🔲🔲

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𝚇𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚊 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚘𝚟𝚗𝚊, 𝚊 𝚝𝚢𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝟸𝟼-𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛-𝚘𝚕𝚍, 𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚢𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚔 𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚜, 𝚊𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚜 𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚘𝚟𝚒𝚎𝚜. 𝙰 𝚍𝚎𝚟𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝙼𝙲𝚄 𝚏𝚊𝚗, 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚘 𝚒𝚜 𝚆𝚘𝚕𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚠?

𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙵𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚞𝚝!

𝐌𝐢𝐥𝐚 𝐊𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐗𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐚 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐨𝐯𝐧𝐚

"𝐈 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝, 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞."

Oh, she looks so hot! Would she let me make a movie called "Deadpool Ascending"? 

𝐇𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐬 𝐋𝐨𝐠𝐚𝐧 𝐇𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭 (𝐖𝐨𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐞)

"𝐇𝐞𝐲, 𝐛𝐮𝐛, 𝐈'𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐲𝐞𝐭."

STAND ASIDE, you horny children! Greasy tits here won't be available until further notice! And yes, Miss Author, I'm talking to ya!

Me: Huh? What??? DEADPOOL, QUIT IT! EVERYONE LOVES HIM!

Whatever... Oh, the moment of my shiny glory self is arriving.

Me: -_- I know

𝐑𝐲𝐚𝐧 𝐑𝐞𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐖𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐬𝐨𝐧 (𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥)

"𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐚 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐥."

WHAT THE FCK, AUTHOR!?!?

Me: Oops! *fakes in shock* Shoot! I'm sorry, wrong GIF! 

You did it on purpose, didn't you?

Me: *smirks* Yes I have~

*I changed it the way it was*

"𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐰𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟*𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐡𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐟𝐢𝐯𝐞-𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐀𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐲 𝐀𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐰𝐞𝐫, 𝐑𝐲𝐚𝐧 𝐑𝐞𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐲 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐲. 𝐋𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧, 𝐈 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮... 𝐦𝐞! 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥."

Now THAT'S MORE LIKE IT, Author!

Me: *shakes my head and drinks more water*

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