???: come on! the banner is almost going to end if you don't hurry up!

???:i know raiden-san i know

???: don't go all sassy on her dude 

???: yeah zhongli! don't go sassy on my sister

the NEET: mako-chan let's go home i need this new dps!

ded: just wait for a bit ei you can always whale so you can c6 y/n

NEET:i'm going home first, i've been saving primos since the first leak of him!

barbie-toes:us too but you don't see us simping for a character that almost froze us to death

*later*

ei: AFTER 172800 PRIMOGEMS AND LOSING EVERY 50-50 TO A DAMN LOLI I FINALLY CAN C6 YOU!

makoto: i got him in the first ten pull

ei:...

makoto:....

ei:GIVE ME YOUR LUC-

suddenly while the neet is complaining about her luck a portal opens and spits out our lovely protagonist

y/n:where the fuck-