{dunno how poker actually works}

y/n(actually satan[the actually is important i think) pov:

"another victim falls for the trap~ hihihihi"

RandomGirl: *smirks* all in~

"does this ignorant fool actually thinks she won just because of a four of a kind? idiotic moron..."

y/n: [in a monotone voice] all in as well

as the turns went on the rest of them folded, now it's just me, the dealer and the idiot left in the table

dealer-chan: players reveal your hand

as we reveal our cards i see her face turn from smug to pale in a second as she saw my cards...a  straight flush

"wow, didn't know human faces can do that"

Y/N: so~ do you have the money? or  do~ you~ not?~

as she looks at me horrified then she speaks in a nervous tone

randomgirl: bro...ca-can you give me more time please? i-i only have 6mil on me as of now...

y/n: oh dear...that's not even close~ if i were to give you time...you'd have no chance to make 400 billion~ ah! i know! you can sell something to me~

randomgirl: what is it? my house? my car? just say it, i-i would give it!

y/n: ah ah ah, i can buy all of those if i so desire you know? i want your loyalty, your body~

randomgirl: my body?!? nonono, i can't give you my bod-

y/n: and your entire life~ just sign this contract and your debt to me will be cleared~

randomgirl: a-are you serious? no take backs?!

y/n: yep~

{shiori pov}

a new student is arriving...i hope a normal one woul- oh who am i kidding?  it's probably a spirit, i hope it's not another kurumi...

Tama(go)-chan: we have a new student in this class, please treat him well

"him"? i-is my luck finally beginning to turn?!?! as i was thinking this, the new hot gu- i mean student wrote his name on the board 

???: My name is y/n, i hope we can all be good friends here~ 

ahhh great...another one but human...at least he's not a spiri-

y/n: i'm also a spirit 

never-fucking-mind then...fate still wants to fuck me in the ass...

Tama(go)-chan: o..k? you and kurumi-san said the same thing in your introductions...

y/n: kurumi?

he said while tilting his head to the left like a cute puppy...most girls believe that he's innocent but i saw a glint appear in his eyes when he looked at me..."i'm gonna have to deal with two teasers now aren't i?" i mumbled

kotori: yep also that spirit has two names, gambler and the devil

"greaaatttt....wait why 'the devil'?"

kotori: contracts and his words are pretty much tempting you to violate or assault him JUST so he can sue you...

i'm starting to believe god doesn't exist...or god just wants to see me have a headache...