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𝓘𝓷 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻 70𝓼 

𝓪𝓷𝓭 

𝓢𝓽𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓗𝓪𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓕𝓾𝓷!

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Ladies and Gentlemen!🗣️🗣️🗣️

I present to you~

The "XMEN '97: Better Give Me That Title" Fanfic!!!!

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Let us introduce to you the Cast!!!

Emilia/Emily María Cooper

"Huh? Oh hola, everyone!"

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Logan Howlett (Wolverine)

"What'cha ya'll looking at?" *shink sounds from his claws out*

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FANS: *SQUEALS, AND SCREAMS* WE LOVE YOU, DADDY!/YOU DESERVE OUR LOVE/YOU'RE THE BEST!!!

Okay, fans cool it! 

FANS: *CALMING DOWN IN AN INSTANT*

Wow, didn't expect that but ok! Now, for the next one!

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Scott Summers (Cyclops)

"To me, my x-men."

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Cyclop FANS: WOOHOO!

OTHER FANS: ....whatever.

Anyways! 😂Onto the next one!

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Jean Grey

"Not every second of every day, never slipping, not even for an instant, Scott, please!"

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Elizabeth (Rogue)

"Lighten up on your speeches, Sugar."

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Remy LeBau (Gambit)

"𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘔𝘢𝘯 𝘏𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘗𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘦... 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘗𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘗𝘢𝘺, 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦"

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EVERYONE: YES/ GAMBIT ROCKS!!!/YOU ARE HERO!/DON'T DIE!

Hey, no spoilers! Next!

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Bishop

" I'm a mutant, too. And I know what it's like to be alone in a strange land."

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Ororo (Storm)

" Storm, Mistress of the Elements, commands you to release that child!"

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Morph

"ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱɴ'ᴛ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ɢᴇᴛ ᴄᴏɴꜰᴜꜱɪɴɢ ᴏʀ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ"

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Jubilation Lee (Jubilee)

" Strike up the band. I have arrived"

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Hank McCoy (Beast)

"ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛ ɪꜱ ᴀ ɴᴇᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱʜᴏᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴠᴀʟᴜᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ᴀʟʟ ᴡᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ʙᴇᴇɴ."

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Professor Charles Xavier

"ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ꜱᴛᴜᴍʙʟᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴏꜱᴇꜱ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴡᴀʏ, ᴅᴏᴇꜱɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʀᴇ ʟᴏꜱᴛ ꜰᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ."

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Eric Leinserr (Magneto)

"ᴄʜᴀʀʟᴇꜱ xᴀᴠɪᴇʀ ᴇɴᴛʀᴜꜱᴛᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪꜱ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ ᴅᴏᴇꜱ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀꜱᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴏʀ ᴇᴍʙʀᴀᴄᴇ ᴍʏ ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴀꜱ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴡɴ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴍᴇʀᴇʟʏ ᴛᴏ ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ᴀ ꜱʜᴀʀᴇᴅ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴏɴ ꜰᴜᴛᴜʀᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍʏ ᴋɪɴᴅ, ʟɪᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀꜱ, ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴛᴏ ʟɪᴠᴇ ɪɴ ɪᴛ. 

ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ. ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ... ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ ʟᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏᴡɴ. "

EVERYONE IN THE ROOM (including myself): Damn.../That hit real deep.

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——▶ Title by Meghan Trainor