Similar to the Titles but just first lines to books

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Well Shit-

If Lena had known skipping school would inevitably cause the unleashing of some dangerous omnipotent being she probably would have gladly failed her grammar test...Probably.

If Tori had seen the look on their sisters face, They would have laughed.

The world seemed lighter than before, and yet every step I took seemed heavier.

May 9th, 2004, The unfortunate circumstances that led to the insufrible individuals known as my parents meeting and thinking I would be a great after work science project happened, leading to the "great idea" to hate their existence from January 16th, 2005 onwards to now.

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that's all for now,

✨later nerds✨

-Artemis-