Yellow once wanted to break into the North Pole with Barney

(So I decided to make a short story about the time Yellow and Barney went to the North Pole. Yellow mentioned the idea of this in a Christmas Build Battle)

(At this point Yellow would be 21 years old, this is not teenage or child Yellow, Barney would also be about 21 years old)

Barney lay sleeping in his bed in the early morning of Christmas Eve, he was staying at his house that was next door to the Vacktor house. He felt the need to get away from Adam and Preston at the (Roommates) house for a few days. It was around the time when the sun started to rise when Barne heard a knock at the door that woke him up. Barney blinked his eye a few times in annoyance as he slowly rose from his bed to investigate the noise. Who would wake him at such an early hour? The door was knocked on a second time as Barney descended his stairs. Geese this person is really impatient aren't they? Barney signed as he slowly approached the door and opened it.

"Hey Barney." Yellow said with a big smile that was way too wide for his face. Barney rubbed his eyes. He really didn't want to see anyone this early epically someone as energetic as Yellow, but since Yellow was here he had to see what he wanted.

"What's dos yous wants Yellows?" Barney asked with an annoyed and impatient tone to his voice. He knew he probably sounded incredibly rude, but he was just too tired for this right now.

"Remember when we talked about going to the North Pole?" Yellow asked. Barney thought to himself for a few moments about what Yellow was talking about. Then he remembered a Minecraft Build Battle he and Yellow had filmed. That still didn't explain why Yellow was here though or why he was talking about the North Pole.

"What's about its?" Barney asked.

"Well today's the day we're gonna go!" Yellow said. Barney sighed. What type of crazy scheme was Yellow trying to drag him into?

"It's too earlys and how woulds we gets there?" Barney asked.

"What? It's never too early and besides I have a way." Yellow replied. This made Barney curious. How did Yellow have a way to the North Pole. He knew asking would probably get him into trouble, but he just had to know.

"And what's way is thats?" Barney asked.

"Well Red created teleportation chips..." Yellow said. Barney had a flashback to when Red got teleportation chips and implanted them in Adams, Preston, and Quentin, and his own brain just so Red could play hide n seek with his friends. Barney twitched uncomfortably at the memories, while Yellow continued to speak once he realized Barney understood what he was saying. "I just twinked Red's designs a little bit. We should be able to get there easily." Yellow said with a mischievous smile that made Barney feel a bit uncomfortable.

"That's greats, buts I'm not goings." Barney said as he turned to close the door. With a surprising amount of speed and strength Yellow caught the door and stopped Barney from closing it. He was slightly taken back, as he shaked off this odd uneasy feeling. "Yellows looks I'm tired maybes another days." Barney said as he turned to look back towards the stairs wishing he could be in bed.

"Look we have to go today. Tomorrow is Christmas so it must be today!" Yellow said with a bitter tone. Barney could have sworn he saw a flash of darkness in Yellow's eyes. Barney sighed.

"I don'ts really have much of a says in this do I?" Barney asked. He knew Yellow was set on going to the North Pole and wouldn't take no for an answer.

"Nope!" Yellow said returning to his usual cheey tone. "Come on we're leaving right away!" Yellow said as he started to pull on Barney's arm. Yellow's grip was quite strong and Barney had trouble keeping up.

"Yellows I'm not even dressed." Barney complained.

"That's fine. I have clothes for you to wear." Yellow said as he continued to lead Barney. Yellow stopped and reached into his pockets pulling out some sort of remote. Barney wasn't sure what it was, but he guessed it was the teleportation device. Yellow pushed a button and in a manner of seconds the sidewalk outside the Vacktor house shifted away into a snowy area. Barney looked around in wonder and confusion.

"I can't believe Red's device actually worked." Yellow said with a sadistic sounding tone.

"Yellows are you okays?" Barney asked.

"Never better Barney. Besides look we're here!" Yellow replied sounding a lot more cheerful than he did a second ago.

"Yeahs that's amazings and alls, but what's are we doings here?" Barney asked. Yellow tuned to Barney as if he asked the most stupid question in the world.

"Barnabe we're here to take care of business. These elves are going to be liquidated." Yellow replied.

Barney thought it was peculiar for Yellow to call him Barnabe. He also didn't know what the word liquidated meant, but Yellow seemed excited about it so it must be something fun.

"Anyways I know you were dismayed with me waking you from your slumber at such a premature hour, and that you were even more upset with not being able to change, but fear not I have the perfect outfit for you to wear." Yellow said as he held out an elf costume. "Go put it on." Yellow ordered. His tone of voice had a great force and urgency to it. Barney looked around for a nearby place to change. He went behind a bush and when he returned Yellow was dressed as an elf. Yellow wore a green shirt with a green pair of pants with red and white tights and linty shoes. "My legs look like candy canes." Yellow said happily. Yellow looked up at Barney who was now wearing a red shirt with red pants and green tights."Oh good you got dressed." He said. Before Barney could complain about how uncomfortable he was Yellow reached into his pocket pulling out elf ears and a tiny glue bottle.

Yellow grabbed the glue and squirted it onto two tiny elf ears before carefully sticking them to his ears. He looked in the mirror to admire how elf like he looked. Yellow put on an elf hat and turned over to Barney. "Okay and now I've got to fix your ears." He said.

"Is this necessarys?" Barney asked. Barney was already annoyed with having to wear this ridiculous elf costume. Yellow sighed he just couldn't understand why Barney would ask that.

"Of course it is. We have to look the part Barney. If you don't dress like an elf they'll know we're outsiders." Yellow said.

"Fines." Barney replied as Yellow glued elf ears onto him. "I just hopes these ears can comes off?" Barney asked.

"Nope." Yellow said as Barney looked angry and annoyed. "I'm just kidding of course they'll come off." Yellow replied. Barney relaxed a little. Yellow then looked himself up and down.

"We're kinda tall to be eleves aren't we?" Yellow asked himself. Yellow wasn't really that tall, but 5'6 is still tall for an elf.

"Yeahs. We really ares." Barney said.

"Oh well. If we just act like everyone else I'm sure no one will notice." Yellow replied.

"Yellows why are wes doing this?" Barney asked. Yellow turned quickly around towards Barney. Making sure he wasn't acting too strange.

"Because we have to protect the elves from Santa." Yellow said.

"Yellows yesterday's you talked like you weres crazy. All abouts death and stuffs." Barney said.

"Barney you know me, I was just messing around. Besides I'm never gonna be like my brother he's gone." Yellow said.

"Okays." Barney said. And the two of them walked towards the elf village.

(Why am I writing this when I should be writing my Vacktor cam fanfic? Well I guess I was more inspired to write this) (this of course takes place in the same universe as that fanfic)