Hardik : *pulls back the curtain while Rahul  is showering*

Hardik :  Hey did we - stop screaming it’s me - did we run out of Cheerios?
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Hardik : Hopefully Rahul  has learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings.

Rahul : Oh, shut up and die Hardik.

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Hardik : Why are you drinking?

Rahul : I drink when I'm depressed.

Hardik : But you're always drinking?

Rahul : *smug grin*

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Rahul : Why do you not believe that ghosts are real?

Hardik : Never seen one.

Rahul : Okay, I mean, there’s a lot of things that you can’t see that are real.

Hardik : What can’t I see?

Rahul : You can’t see gravity. That’s real.

Hardik : Yeah, I can drop an apple.
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Rahul : Fuck.

Hardik , in a horrible German accent: Bill Nye is on break, I'm Bill Nein.

Rahul : Can I go to the bathroom?

Hardik , in the same horrible German accent: Nein!

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Hardik : Why are you like this??

Rahul : I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.
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Hardik : Live, laugh, love!

Rahul : Die, cry, hate.

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Hardik : I'm very scary.

Rahul : You're about as scary as a wet kitten.

Hardik : Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.

Rahul : And small.

Hardik :

Hardik : ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.

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Hardik , to Rahul : We had a date!

Hardik : *aggressively points to Hello Kitty Coloring Book*

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Rahul : I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

Hardik : I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train.

Rahul : I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.
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Hardik : I'm trash.

Rahul : As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you?
Hardik :

Hardik : You smooth Babe

Hardik : And yes it does.
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Hardik : *Laughs* Babe, you had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing—

Rahul : We’re married.
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Hardik : I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...

Rahul : Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.
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Hardik , throwing his head into Rahul 's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!

Rahul , lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

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Rahul : You know, it’s fine to admit you were wrong.

Hardik : *Sipping their drink after accidentally adding salt* I just like the way it tastes.

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Hardik : Did you miss me while I was gone?

Rahul : You were gone?

Hardik:- 🥺) I'll call Jassi cuz he's the bwest

Rahul:- Oh darling no wonder why I felt cold, cuz you're my sunshine 💛

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Hardik : Wanna get out of here and grab a bite to eat.

Rahul : I don’t usually eat with losers.

Hardik : Neither do I but I asked you didn’t I?

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