FOUR
Shami: Thank God you were there. Siraj . I knew you wouldn't let your best friend die.
Siraj : I'm still gonna arrest you. I just
can't do that if you're dead.
Shami: Whatever you gotta tell yourself. Baby steps. It's hard getting them out of their shell.
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Shami: This is a bad idea.
Siraj : Then why are you coming along?
Shami: Someone has to get your injured ass home.
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Siraj as a child: I can’t wait to grow up and have cool adventures!
Siraj now: I can’t wait to go to bed.
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Shami: Siraj , how could you possibly have gotten into this much trouble in one day?
Siraj : It... It didn't take me the whole day...
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Shami: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!
Siraj : *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!
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Shami, to Siraj : You wanna fight? All right, let’s take this outside. The stars are so bright tonight and the moon looks so nice. Here, hold my hand—
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Shami: I wanna sleep for 40 hours.
Siraj : You know that's called a coma, right?
Shami:
Shami: That sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now.
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Shami: You’re an idiot.
Siraj : That’s the charm.
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Shami: What the hell were you thinking?
Siraj : I heard releasing birds at a wedding is romantic!
Shami: You released OSTRICHES!
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Siraj : You believe me?
Shami: Siraj darling, you’re the last good person on this planet. I‘d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.
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Siraj : This date is boring!
Shami: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.
Siraj : Then why did you invite me?
Shami: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Shami I'll do whatever I want!
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Siraj : *About to do something incredibly stupid*
Shami: I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself.
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Good bye and hope for a mysterious update 🙂
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