Rohit: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie*

Virat: You can't just skip to the happy ending!

Rohit: I don't have time for their problems.

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Rohit: Why is there blood everywhere?

Virat: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.

Rohit: You stabbed someone?!

Virat: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife.
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Virat, throwing a pokeball at Rohit: Rohit, I choose you!

Rohit, not looking up from their book and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.

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Virat: *closes a cabinet*
*a crash is heard behind the cabinet door*

Rohit: What was that?

Virat: The sound of someone else's problem.

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Rohit: Okay, but if your not gay then why are you always holding my hand and kissing me and telling me I’m your boyfriend?

Virat: Dude- Its satire!

Rohit: THAT'S NOT WHAT SATIRE MEANS!

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Virat: I love you.

Rohit, not paying attention: What was that?

Virat: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-
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Rohit: Y’know, maybe things aren’t so bad. I’m here. I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts.

Virat: Hey, Rohit.

Rohit: GODDAMNIT!
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Virat: Rohit, I screwed up, big time.

Rohit: Virat, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.
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Virat: Talk dirty to me~

Rohit: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.

Virat: Wha-

Rohit: The economy is in shambles.

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Virat: Someone’s trying to break in. Call the cops!

Rohit: *loads shotgun* I got this.

Virat: Last week you fell up the stairs, what do you mean-

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Virat: You know, Rohit, you are the sun in my life.

Rohit: Why? Cause I'm smoking hot?

Virat: Because it hurts my eyes looking at you.

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Virat: I've been expecting you, Rohit.

Rohit: How did you do that without turning around?

Virat: Let's just say the first few people I did that to were not you.
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Rohit: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.

Virat: Aren't you forgetting something?

Rohit: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Virat's forehead before running out.*

Virat: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?
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Rohit: Am I in trouble?

Virat: Take a guess.

Rohit: No?

Virat: Take another guess.
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Virat: What are you doing here?

Rohit: I could ask you the same question.

Virat: I live here. This is my house.

Rohit: I should probably ask you a different question.
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Rohit: How do you want your coffee?

Virat: Black, like my soul.

Rohit:

Rohit: Virat, your soul is a latte.
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Rohit: I'm going to get myself some soup.

Virat: Be careful not to burn yourself, it's hot.

Rohit: Pfft, I won't burn myself.

*30 seconds later*

Rohit, entering the room: I burned myself.
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Virat: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.

Rohit: Are you a software update? because not right now.

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Rohit: I should've left you on that street corner where you were standing.

Virat: But ya' didn't!

Rohit:- (thoughts) Why am I in love with this man??

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Virat: You didn’t cry when bambi’s mother died?!

Rohit, sarcastically: Yes, it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer.
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Rohit: Why are you drinking, Virat?

Virat: I don’t drink anymore, so don’t start with that.

Rohit, holding an empty water bottle: So why was this under your bed?

Virat: WE NEED WATER TO LIVE!

Rohit: NOT IN MY DAMN HOUSE!

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Rohit: Be kind. Everyone is fighting their own battles.

Virat: Why would I be kind? I will be brutal and relentless and ride into battle by their side!
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Virat: Okay. Hypothetically speaking, how mad would you be if I burned a hot pocket so badly it could probably fall off a ten-story building and be completely fine?

Rohit: Virat, what did you do?

Virat: Take a guess.
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Virat: *on the phone with Rohit* I can’t talk right now, I’m doing hot girl shit.

Rohit: You’re pulling Oreos apart and saving off the frosting to make a mega Oreo, aren’t you.

Virat: Maybe.
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Virat: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?

Rohit: I only like dark humor.

Virat, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle?

Rohit:

Virat: An IMPASTA!
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Rohit: I am going to need you to swear-

Virat: Fuck.

Rohit:

Rohit: ...swear as in promise.
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Rohit: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Virat: Mine just says "Virat no."

Rohit: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
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Rohit: Why did you leave Wrestlemania on for the cats?

Virat: They need to learn how to protect us.
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Rohit: Everyone has a toxic trait. Except Virat, they’re perfect.

Virat: Wrong! My toxic trait is how badly I want to domesticate a raccoon.
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Virat: How are you so calm?!

Rohit: I’ve passed beyond “stressed”, beyond “hysteria”, into the gray misty indifference of complete shutdown of all but emergency services in my brain.
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Phew that's the end and also

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