Wifey changed group name to 'Crybabies'

That name tho

Wifey:
We're all Melanie Martinez af

Daughter:
Tru

Cass r u coming home already?

Daughter:
Yeah, I already raided Penny's fridge, and I need more food

How the hell are you still so thin?

Daughter:
One word;

Balls

Daughter:
Exercise

WTF PENNY?

Wifey:
Lol yes I'm coming home in a bit, this taxi driver is taking his damn time tho

You're driving from New York?

Wifey:
Nah, I took a plane then decided to take a taxi home

Daughter:
Any good pictures?

I'm asking in general

Btw, mine are lit

I don't wanna brag, but mine are perfection

Wifey:
Gurl, please

Mine are bomb af

Fine, we'll only show one picture from our trip

Wifey:
1...

2...

Daughter:
Wait, on 3 or after 3?

On 3, right?

Wifey:
I was gonna go after

Okay, on 3 this time

1...

2...

NOW

Daughter:

Wifey:

Daaaaammmmmmmiiiiiit

Daughter:
What is it

My photos suuuuuck

Wifey:
I love you, but you're totally right

Daughter:
SO NOT TRUE, Penny they're amazing

I'm not sad about it, I'm pissed.

But yeah, Cassidy and you nailed it

*wipes tear*

I'm so proud

Wifey:
Eh, mine is so fake Barbie's jealous

Fake?

Wifey:
You know, basic? My pics are basic

So basic, Kira's jealous

Daughter:
OUCH, DAMN

but that was gooooooood

*le bows*

Wifey:
I think I just took the best photograph ever

What is it?

Wifey:

Daughter:
*White girl voice* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

I LOVE IT!!!

Wifey:
That is not all...

YOU BOUGHT MELANIE?!!!

Wifey:
No, I mean, I wish, but sadly no

Daughter:
Don't keep us in the dark, tell us what else you got

Wifey:
MELANIE MARTINEZ TICKETS!!!!!!!!!

*dies*

Daughter:
HOLY CRAP!!

Wifey:
That is not all...

Wifey:
FRONT ROW SEATS BITCHES

*dies again*

Daughter:
I'M ACTUALLY CRYING OH MY GOD

I CAN'T WAIT WHEN IS IT?!!!!

Wifey:
In a month from now

Shoot, but don't we have to leave in a month to another location the contest wants us to?

Wifey:
Nope, we leave in two weeks, stay a couple days, then come back

Daughter:
I'm so freakin happy

Same

Be right back, gorgeous man texted me

Wifey:
?

Daughter:
?

P!

Daughter:
Oh

Wifey:
TELL HIM I LOVE HIM

?

Daughter:
Cass, your fangirl is showing

Wifey:
Sh!t