Yo, how's the date going?

Beebo:
I'm sitting approximately two booths away and Gerard is waiting for this person to show up

Do you know what she looks like?? Cause I was texting her as Gerard the other day and she looks mighty fine.

Beebo:
Gerard says she has blue/yellow hair and a simple but cute face

Damn, she sounds like an anime character

Beebo:
Says the one who looks exactly like one

No I do not

Beebo:

Isn't that from the time you stalked my job interview???

Beebo:
Yes.

You stole my camera...

Beebo:
Yes.

...

Beebo:
SHE'S HERE

OOFIE

Beebo:
GERARD JUST SAW HER. HE'S SMILING. HE LOOKS HAPPY.

KDNSIDBWIE

Beebo:
OKAY SO SHE JUST SAT DOWN

THEY'RE SMILING

THEY'RE TALKING

THEY'RE SHAKING HANDS

OKAY AND

Beebo:
THEY'RE ORDERING FOOD

JDBSOSBSJS

Beebo:
Dude get over here, I feel like a third wheel

Can't. I'm at work.

Beebo:
Oh

How's that going

Pretty well. Nolan and I are hunting for models to use for our Revenge Era theme photoshoot

Beebo:
Why not just ask Gerard?

Too easy.

And Nolan would freak out, he loves him

Beebo:
So Nolan likes MCR

Yeah it's why we hit it off so well

Beebo:
Does he know who Panic! At The Disco is

I'm not sure

Beebo:
Does he know that you're best friends with the lead singer

Does the lead singer know he's sounding like a jealous child

Beebo:
Touche

:P

Beebo:
Seriously though, when's your lunch?

15 minutes

Beebo:
Okay well hurry up because I'm lonely :(

I will. Just keep me up with what's happening

Beebo:
They look like they're enjoying it

Gerard seems content

How the hell does he find love quicker than I do, and I've been divorced for three weeks?!

Because we forced him to talk to Ashley even though he still loves Melanie

Beebo:
Ashley? I would've thought something more uncommon.

Like what? Petunia?

Beebo:
Like Penelope or something cool

Ayyyyy

Beebo:
Holy crap

What, what is it

Beebo:
Melanie just showed up.

She doesn't see Gerard though, which is great

Oh shit. Just make sure she doesn't know he's there. Move them away from there if you have to.

Beebo:
I could use your help

Give me five minutes

Beebo:
HURRY PLEASE

I SAID WAIT

Beebo:
Hey how do you think Melanie is doing on this?

I don't know. I haven't spoken to her in a while.

Beebo:
She looks kinda low

Don't you dare speak to her Brendon I will murder you

Beebo:
It's just that this is the person that you and I bonded over you know? She's like the foundation to our friendship and it sucks to know that this person hurt someone else so badly.

I know :/

But for Gerard's sake, don't say a word to her

Beebo:
Well that's going to be impossible

Why?

Beebo:
Cause she sees me

DAMMIT BRENDON

Beebo:
I TOLD YOU TO COME HERE

OKAY OKAY I'LL BE RIGHT THERE BABY DON'T YOU DARE TELL HER ABOUT GERARD AND ASHLEY

Beebo:
YES SIR

...

...

Did you call me "baby"?