56:Private/The One With Tinder
So since we're meeting at Starbucks and I have no clue what you look like...mind describing yourself or sending a picture...if that doesn't sound inappropriate
ThePUNisher:
Ah yes, because I always send nudes on the first text
Sorry 😂 I have no clue what you look like though
ThePUNisher:
Not to sound like an old man, but you gotta send them pics first before so I know I'm not being scammed here
Says the person with no personal information visible
ThePUNisher:
Just following Internet safety rules
Touche
And that's me
ThePUNisher:
The guy I'm assuming?
Yeah hehe
ThePUNisher:
So who's the lovely little lady? If that's cool if I ask
Oh that's Melanie.
She's my ex
ThePUNisher:
Ahhh
I sense you still miss her
Wtf are you? Eleven? WHAT POWERS DO YOU POSSESS?
ThePUNisher:
Haha I wish, but I know that when you're over an ex you don't keep pictures of you with them in your phone
What if I just kept it because I look good in that photo
ThePUNisher:
You would've edited it
I'm on the same boat as you, pal.
My ex is Gerald
Man, I have the worst luck with girls
ThePUNisher:
😂 I mean just because you have the same name doesn't make you the same person, and it's not really the same name either
Gerald is basically Gerard but better
ThePUNisher:
Could be worse, you could have a basic white girl name
Like Tiffany?
ThePUNisher:
I would honestly prefer that over mine, I think I could pull off looking like a Tiffany
Whatcha think
Are you holding a bag of chips?
ThePUNisher:
It was cheat day shut up
And naw, you look better than 'Tiffany'
ThePUNisher:
More like an Ashley, right?
Yeah kinda
ThePUNisher:
Huh so I do look like my name
Ashley is a pretty name, plus you get the badass nickname Ash
ThePUNisher:
Yeah I guess
But it's pretty late already and I have to get up early to drive over there
I thought you lived near by
ThePUNisher:
Sort of, I'm staying at a hotel near by for a bit, but I actually live in New York
Ahhh
Well I'll see you tomorrow then, Ash :)
ThePUNisher:
See ya then, Gerard
A/N:
So what's up with you guys? I'm in the bathroom rn
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