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It's official! Someone wants to talk to Gerard on Tinder!

Frank:
You set up a Tinder for him after he just got his heart broken??

Beebo:
I know, we're the best friends ever!

Now, what did they say?

"Hi! I saw your profile and noticed we share a love of D&D. I'm still pretty new to it though (I found out about it through Stranger Things). I thought it would be cool to have someone play it with."

THEY'RE A NERD!

Kira:
THAT'S PERFECT FOR GERARD

Gee:
Melanie loved Stranger Things...

Cassidy:
So do tons of other people, don't let her ruin this for you

So what are you going to say back??

Gee:
I'm not too sure

Cassidy:
Be persuasive and casual about it, try being confident for one

Gee:
Jesus, uhhh

Well maybe we could go on a quest together sometime?

Beebo:
Pfft

Are you serious?

That's how you hit on girls?

Kira:
How did Melanie ever date you?

Gee:
Shut up! I can be hot!

Yeah, 'I'm gonna slay you with this sword and take you for a long quest' kind of hot

Beebo:
😂😂 "Hey gurl, wanna rumble through my dungeon?"

Kira:
OMFG

Frank:
😂😂

Gee:
WTF Frank?!

Frank:
Sorry, but I could have sworn I heard you tell Mel that when I had to stay at your house while mine got repaired

OH MY GOD

Cassidy:
I WANNA LAUGH JUST PICTURING GERARD TELLING MELANIE THAT AND HER BEING DRESSED AS SOME KIND OF FANTASY WITCH LMAO

Kira:
"You can raid my package anytime"

😂

Beebo:
AND GERARD JUST RANDOMLY SHOUTING SPELLS WHENEVER HE MOANS

Frank:
PFFTHAHAHA

Gee:
STOP IT! ALL OF YOU STOP IT!

Cassidy:
We won't stop until you answer them back

Gee:
Ugh fine, say

"That's so cool! I really love that show too. But just how much do you know about D&D??"

Okay, that doesn't completely suck so I'll send it

Beebo:
While we wait for a reply

Frank, what other things did you hear from Gerard's fun times?

Cassidy:
OH YES PLEASE DO SHARE

Kira:
YES PLEASE

Frank:
Well, there was this one time I walked in on him and Mel screwing while Star Wars was playing on the TV

Gee:
I hate you

Frank:
😚😚

GUYS

WE GOT A REPLY

Gee:
WHAT IS IT?!

"I would say a good amount. But just how much do you know about Stranger Things?"

Cassidy:
OOOOO

Beebo:
IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE OR IS IT JUST THE SPARKS IN THE AIR

Gee:
"I've seen both seasons, every interview, and theory video. Hi, I'm Gerard Way, I have no life."

Self-deprecating

Frank:
Chicks dig that shit, I say send it

Beebo:
Send it

Cassidy:
Send it

Kira:
Send it

Okay

Gee:
This feels like I'm cheating

Beebo:
On the girl who cheated on you?

Gee:
Like you know what it's like to be cheated on

...

Beebo:
...

Kira:
...

Cassidy:
...

Frank:
I don't know what that means but

...

Gee:
Has she replied yet?

Beebo:
How are we so sure this is a girl?

Kira:
Check their profile

It's a picture of Kermit the frog, their bio is "It ain't easy being green" and their username is "thePUNisher"

Kira:
She's perfect 😢

Gee:
Sounds like Melanie

Cassidy:
MOVE ON, MAN

Gee:
I JUST BROKE UP WITH HER

HER SHIT IS STILL IN MY PLACE

THEN FLUSH IT

Beebo:
Ayyyyyy

Gee:
-_-

They replied "Well it's certainly nice to talk with you, Mr.Way, and don't worry I'm the exact same WAY ;)"

Cassidy:
I love them

Kira:
At least they warned us

Frank:
Gerard, what you gotta say?

Gee:
"Ayyyyyy. I got that pun."

Beebo:
Weak ass reply

Gee:
I'm sorry, but I don't think you guys understand that I'm still grieving here. I'm not looking to jump into something more than a friend. Okay? What else do you want from me?

Cassidy:
Step your pussy game up

I sent it and they replied "Yes! Finally someone that likes puns...or tolerates them at least."

Gee:
I don't know what to do with this conversation

Beebo:
Melanie messed you up pretty bad, huh?

Gee:
Yeah...

Don't worry, I got this, boys

They said they wanna meet up

Gee:
What exactly did you tell them

Shhh, they want to meet at Starbucks

Cassidy:
See, she's perfect for you Gerard!

Gee:
I'll meet up with them, but like I said just friends

Beebo:
They do sound perfect for you, Gerard

Gee:
They're just not Melanie

A/N:
Who do ya'll think it is??