Gee changed group name to SupportMeFuckersImSad

Woah, what happened Gerard?

Gee:
Oh you know, just the usual, gave a girl my heart...then she grabbed it with her nails dug into it and yanked it out of my body

Beebo:
Damn, what dumbass would be in a relationship with you and then screw it up?

Gee:
Melanie...

Cassidy:
I FREAKING KNEW YOU TWO WERE DATING

Aren't you supposed to be resting from jet lag?

Gee:
I'm sorry, but is Cassidy the one who got their heart broken? No. The attention still belongs to me.

Kira:
Drama queen

Glad to have you back in the chat :)

Kira:
:)

Gee:
HELLO

Beebo:
I'm sorry, Gee, I just didn't know you and Mel were a thing. I mean I knew you guys were best friends but I wasn't aware it was more than that

Gee:
Well it was more...way more

;)

Gee:
I'm literally telling you guys she hurt me and ya'll are making jokes

Kira:
Aww, we're sorry, Gerard. What did she do?

Gee:
I like this side of you, Kira, and as for Mel

..she cheated on me

WOAH

Beebo:
WHAT

Kira:
THERE'S NO WAY

Cassidy:
With who

Gee:
Some guy she met on tour.

You know, I gave that girl my love, support, and friendship.

What did she do?

Shit on it.

That's awful, Gerard. Why would she even cheat, she was always so happy with you

Beebo:
I can't believe she would do that

Kira:
She's not the type to do that, she couldn't have

Cassidy:
That's it. I'm burning my merch.

0-100 real quick

Gee:
In all seriousness, I'm pretty bummed out guys. I really liked her.

*hugs*

Beebo:
Want me to expose her for the snake she is

Kira:
Wait, how did you find out she cheated?

Gee:
I was going to her apartment to surprise her with the 40 chicken nugget pack from McDonald's when I walked in on her and that guy

Aw shit, that's rough

Beebo:
Did she say anything?

Gee:
The typical,"I can explain."

I ended up eating the pack while crying and watching our favorite show alone back at my place

Beebo:
DONT TELL ME SHE RUINED THE AMAZING WORLD OF GUMBALL FOR YOU

Gee:
I CANT WATCH ONE EPISODE WITHOUT BAWLING

Cassidy:
OH I'M SETTING MY CRYBABY VINYL ON FIRE NOW

Kira:
I still can't believe she would do that. She never seemed that way.

That hoe helped me with my troubles and here she is being a thot 😤😤😤

Beebo:
ALL THOTS MUST BE EXTERMINATED

Gee:
NO DONT KILL HER

Cassidy:
I mean why not, she did the nasty with another dude

Gee:
I still love her guys, give me time to heal

For now, we support Gerard

Then we kill Melanie

Beebo:
All those in favor, say "I"

I

Cassidy:
I

Kira:
I

Gee:
Thanks guys :')

Wipe those tears, baby we gotta start moving on

Gee:
I'm not ready!

Beebo:
We gotta find him a boo

Cassidy:
MATCH MAKERS, TO THE RESCUE

Kira:
Let the man breathe, dammit. This shit must be hard!

Gerard, you take all the time you need to move on in a healthy fashion:)

Gee:
Thanks, Kira

I'll start a Tinder and where we can find him someone fast

Cassidy:
I'm already on it!

Beebo:
Gerard, which pic do you want for your profile?

Gee:

PREFERABLY ONE WITHOUT A SNAKE IN IT

Gee:
LET 👏 ME 👏 MOURN 👏

Beebo:
We will

Right after we find you someone else

Kira:
If this all goes south, Gee, you can move with me to Japan

Gee:
Sounds like a plan

GUYS

Beebo:
WHAT

SOMEONE WANTS TO TALK WITH GERARD ALREADY

Gee:
Well that was quick

A/N:

I'm pretty positive everyone knows what's happening with Melanie. Since this book is already coming to an end, it would be way too much to edit her out of it entirely, and I sure as hell ain't gonna delete my story, so this was the next best thing. I thought it would be better if we got closure for her in this way instead of just cutting her out without any further mention, I mean might as well go out with a bang right?