Wifey:
DUUUUUUUUUUUDDDEEE

Que?

Wifey:
I THINK DALLON AND KIRA HOOKED UP

OH THANK GOD YOU KNOW

Wifey:
WAT

I ALREADY KNEW

Wifey:
AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?!

I JUST FOUND OUT YESTERDAY

Wifey:
YEAH WELL SINCE I'VE BEEN ACTING WEIRD, KIRA KNOWS I KNOW AND NOW WE'RE HEADED BACK TO NEVADA

BUT HOW WAS JAPAN THO

Wifey:
Oh it's a lovely country, people are so nice there and this lady complimented my hair and called me a sushi roll which made my day, and though I had to wear a mask my makeup was on fleek.

Sounds cool

Wifey:
I even took a bunch of pictures that hopefully will up my points for the contest

Forgot that's still a thing

Wifey:
Yeah it'll end in a month, and then they'll announce the winner

Ooo Coolio

Wifey:
Anyway

CAN YOU PICK ME UP AT THE AIRPORT CAUSE I DON'T WANNA RIDE IN A TAXI WITH THOSE TWO PROBLEMATIC DICKS

I'LL BE RIGHT THERE

Wifey:
Bro I just wanna go home

Well I can say with full confidence that Finn is nice and fat now

Wifey:
You tryin' to give my dog diabetes?

😂😂

Welcome home, dude

Also just for clarification, did you ever find out what was behind that red door of Kira's?

Wifey:
No...why

Just asking

Wifey:
Penelope Harper Jensen

Cassidy Irene Hale

Wifey:
You're telling me what you found in there

Not without dying in the process
*shivers*

Wifey:
Was it scary, kinky, disgusting, or what

Very very gross

Gerard threw up a bit on Mel

We don't wanna talk about it...

Wifey:
You let Gerard and Melanie see the room, but not your best friend?

Your time will come, young one

Wifey:
Just come take me home, Kira's being really clingy again

I'm on it.

○●○

Beebo:
Peeeennnnnnyyyyyyy

Wwwwwwwhhhhhhhaaaaaatttttt

Beebo:
I know we had a deal about you convincing me to stay with Sarah, and as much fun as it would be to see you get a tattoo, I think I'm just going to go through with the divorce.

No, I KNOW I'm just going to go through with it.

I don't even care if ya'll stay together tbh

I just wanted to make sure that you 100% know that you want to split, no doubts

Beebo:
Why thank you

But Sarah and I made this decision and by the looks of it, we're definitely okay with moving forward

That's awesome, Brendon

So you at the lawyer's then?

Beebo:
Yeah, we are, but I'm highkey hungry, so if you wanna maybe get some food with me afterwards?

I have to pick up Cassidy right now, so when do you think you'll be free?

Beebo:
Prolly in like two hours

See you then

Beebo:
;)