Come clean my house

Beebo:
I can't, I outgrew my maid outfit
I'm also at the office rn

Tell Pam and Jim I say 'hi'

Beebo:
Haha, not that kind of office, my child

You at the doctor's m8??

Beebo:
Divorce lawyer's actually

Beebo:
😂😂 don't worry it was Sarah's idea

Beebo:
Penny, Sarah and I have talked about this. She's one of my closest friends still, but we both agree that being together just doesn't work

You can't break up, the ship is too iconic

Beebo:
The Titanic is possibly the most iconic ship and it sank decades ago

Listen here, I didn't come for a history lecture on how Rose was too much of a dumbass to let Jack on the door with her even though his skinny ass could've fit, I am here to mend your wrong decision

Beebo:
It's not gonna happen, Pen-Pen

Throw me a bone, man. I'm tryin

Beebo:
And failin

But you two are great as a couple!

Beebo:
Tell you what, we'll bet on it

Meet me outdoors, sound good?

Beebo:
I'll give you five hundred dollars if you show me that I'm completely wrong about ending this with Sarah

YEET

Beebo:
but...if I win, and show you that Sarah and I should split, you have to get my name tattooed on your body

...

...

It's a deal

Beebo:
Prepare to ink yourself, Jensen

Not before you empty your wallet, Urie
But seriously come clean my house

Beebo:
My feather-duster is ready