Wifey:
How was the movie

Awesome, Brendon and I had a blast

Wifey:
It's nice seeing you two just hanging out, you know, not being stressed for once

Lol yeah, afterwards we went bowling and since it was past eight they made the place glow

Wifey:
Ooo sounds nice, also could you feed my dog while I'm gone??

When did you get a dog?

Wifey:
Kira's been nagging me a lot, I know something's up with the girl but she's so goddamn needy, I needed a break

Okay???

Wifey:
So, I decided to spoil myself and just spend a day at home with me, myself and I. But since Kira constantly needs company I bought a dog from the pound

Awwwwww

Wifey:
I named him Finn

Adventure Time

Wifey:
Exactly, I mean I don't even have time for him but I needed to shut that lady up

Has she even gave you any clues as to what she's been crying about

Wifey:
Nope, but I think it's something in her family. You know how she's always been sensitive about that stuff.

What would her family have to do with me though??

Wifey:
No clue, all she keeps saying is that you invaded her privacy

I really wonder what I did

Wifey:
Welp, I'm giving you permission to snoop around her house while we're gone

Wait you guys are leaving??

Wifey:
Oh yeah, Kira's dragging me with her to Japan. Like I said, woman needs company, but the only reason I'm going is because I think that will up my game for the contest

1) why is she going to Japan
2) forgot about that whole contest thing

Wifey:
She wants to see her family, says it's pretty important that she sees them soon. Also, if this contest thing backfires imma need you to get Nolan to hmu

I'll see what I can do, and while you're at it, snoop around her stuff while you're with her

Wifey:
Not sure if I can without Dallon starting to suspect me suspecting

Woah, pause...Dallon?

Wifey:
Those two are close af now
I have a feeling he knows what's up with her

WHY HAS HE REPLACED ME?!

Wifey:
Dallon's like her older brother now, they're inseparable

That tall bastard

Wifey:
I'll keep you posted, tell me if you find anything

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