Beebo:
Wassup chola

Just got back home, I'm unpacking all my stuff hbu

Beebo:
Nothin much, I was just headed in to town to visit my folks

Oh cool...

Wait

You're in Nevada?

Beebo:
Yep, Sarah's also joining me

Awesome

Beebo:
Yeah not so much, remember how I said she was kind of being difficult with me? Now she's being straight up weird.

Scale of 1 to Shia LaBeouf, how weird is she?

Beebo:
Aliens

I see

Beebo:
She's just been kinda jumpy, hesitant, and really really nice

So like her normal self but weirder

Beebo:
Exactly

I was thinking maybe you and her could hang out again since we're in town

Oh

Beebo:
Please?

I promise I'll hang out with you after you tell me what you think is wrong

Okay??

Beebo:
Also how was dinner last night?

You little prick, I knew you were going to ask about that

Beebo:
Mind answering me then ;)

It was actually really nice, I had an amazing time, would've been better if you hadn't been such a bad host

Beebo:
Hitting me where it hurts, my hosting skills

Mhm

Beebo:
Well I'll come by soon to drop off Sarah

I JUST GOT HOME

Beebo:
So?

You better pay for me when we hang out later

Beebo:
Yeah that's fair

Wanna go see a movie?

Beebo:
Sure, but the question is...which one

tHe EmOjI mOvIe

Beebo:
That's like the fidget spinner of all movies

Don't you own a fidget spinner?

Beebo:
I do, except I have an official diagnosis of anxiety disorder so HA I can have one without the "That's cancer" jokes

Damn, I was about to start roasting you

Beebo:
How about Wonder Woman?

Okay, yeah that sounds good

Beebo:
See you soon, Pen-Pen