Quick, Urie, I need ur opinion

Urie:
You're beautiful just the way you are, always be yourself, stay in school, don't do drugs...unless you want to

I meant on a picture I took, you moron 😂😂

Urie:
BEAUTIFUL NO MATTER WHAT

It's for work, I'm hoping to be a professional photographer, I just need ur opinion, bruh

Urie:
That's pretty cool, sure go ahead :)

Las Vegas isn't as innocent as I thought it would be

Urie:
They don't call it "Sin City" for nothing, you know

You're telling me, my poor, virgin eyes just saw a guy sticking his tongue down another girl's throat

Urie:
😂😂😂

It's a beautiful picture, I really like it, makes me miss home

You lived in Vegas?

Urie:
Yeah, that's were Panic! started

BACK IN THE OL' DAYS

Lol

I grew up in Carson City, still live there actually

Urie:
Not into traveling or something?

No, I actually happened to LOVE traveling, but I'm broke af so I have to stay in Nevada

Urie:
That sucks, so you mean you've never left the state?

I've never traveled more than 5 hours away from home

I know, I know

BRING ON THE INSULTS BITCHES!!

Urie:
I don't know, you've got my interests peeked right now, so I can't really think of an insult

Tell me more stuff about you, so I have time to think of one

You're an ass 😂😂😂

Urie:
My ass is beautiful, but carry on 😜

Uhh idk

Uhhhhhhh, My name's Penelope Jenson, my favorite color's dark green, I'm blonde, love exploring random shit, photographer, and my favorite animals are penguins

Urie:
Okay, I think I thought of one

Let me hear it

Urie:
You said you liked exploring random shit, so I thought,

*clears thoat*

Hey, yo, blondie, why you gotta get all up in my shit?

IS IT BAD THAT I READ THAT IN A DOUCHEY, JOCK, KIND OF VOICE?!!! 😂

Urie:
Don't worry, I did too hahaha 😂

UGH!!!!

Urie:
U ok?

No, I just realized that tomorrow's Monday

Urie:
Monday's suck ass 🍑

What sucks more is that I have to get up early to go sightseeing for the photography contest

Urie:
It's a contest?

Yeah, the intern with the best photograph wins a good position for a new magazine called 'Hello'

Urie:
...it's me...

Stop, please, I'm begging you

Urie:
I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet

Brendon, please

Urie:
To go over

STAHP

Urie:
Everything

BRENDON I WILL CUT OFF YOUR BALLS IN YOUR SLEEP, STOP

Urie:
They say that time's supposed to heal ya, but I ain't done much healing

Goodbye, Urie

Urie:
Hello?

Can you hear me?

I'm in California dreaming of who we used to be

When we were younger

And freeeeee

I've forgotten how it felt before the world fell at our feet

There's such a difference

Between us and a million miles

DON'T YOU DARE

Urie:
HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE

AT LEAST I CAN SAY THAT I'VE TRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE

TO TELL YOU I'M SORRY

FOR BREAKING YOUR HEART

BUT IT DON'T MATTER IT CLEARLY DOESN'T TEAR YOU APART ANYMORE

Please tell me you're done

Urie:
Yeah, I'm done :)

But seriously, 'Hello'?

It's supposed to be like 'Hello,_______' and each issue is about a different city

Urie:
Would you get to travel?

Yeah, a lot actually

Urie:
Sounds perfect for you

I know, and I really want it too, but my best friends also want the position, so I figured other opportunities would come along, but no one can stop me from entering 😉

Urie:
You must really love your friends if you're able to give up a job like that for them

Well, yeah I mean, Cassidy loves traveling, and unlike me she can actually afford it

Then there's Kira, if she lands the position she wants to visit her mom over in Japan, so yeah, I think I can wait

Urie:
You don't have anybody you want to see?

Like I said, I've always been cooped up in the city

Urie:
You're getting that position

What? Why?

Urie:
Just wait and see

I'm not too patient, so just confess what dirty, little scheme you're up to

Urie:
No

Brendon, tell me

NOW

Urie:
Patience is a virtue

I don't even want the job that bad

Urie:
*whispers hypnotically*
A virtue

Whatever, I'm gonna just leave you here

Urie:
Wait, before you leave, what's your instagram?

Don't have one

Urie:
Don't lie to me, woman

IT'S EMBARRASSING

Urie:
JUST...DO IT!!!

Ugh, fine...PennyThePeguin

Urie:
I SWEAR I'M NOT LAUGHING RN

I SAID IT WAS EMBARRASSING

Urie:
THAT'S SO ADORABLE AWWWW ☺️

I'm just gonna leave with whatever dignity you didn't take from me