A/N: With what's been going on in the Panic! fandom lately, I wanted to make a chapter about it, but since it wouldn't mix well with the plot, I figured it would be best to make it an 'extra' chapter!!

I have officially joined a cult.

Wifey:
I always knew this day would happen.

Kiki:
Well, shit

Beebo:
And I'm the leader

Wifey:
Now it makes sense

Since Dallon isn't here to call dibs, I call dibs on co-leader

Beebo:
Alrighty

Kiki:
May I join this cult?

Wifey:
Wait are you guys being serious?

Beebo:

Hey, I didn't know you have a kik

Beebo:
I can add you if you want

Add me now

Kiki:
I want in on this cult

Wifey:
WHY AM I THE ONLY REASONABLE ONE HERE?! THAT'S KIRA'S JOB!

Dallon:
I'm with you. When Brendon told me he was going to drop a Panic! At The Cult I thought he was joking.

Beebo:
I meant it when I said music was my religion

A little too much tho...

Beebo:
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over me placing you back as a regular member

My apologies, oh great and wise forehead man

Beebo:
:) okay

*places u back as co-leader*

Kiki:
I still want to join

Go to the website and sign up

Beebo:
Pretty simple really

Wifey:
GUYS!

IT'S A FUCKING CULT! NO! BAD! THAT SHIT'S BAD!

Dallon:
Eh duck it

Do you mean 'fuck'?

Dallon:
Nah, I meant duck. Kira's here and while we were at the concert yesterday I promised her I wouldn't curse in front of her

Kiki:
Even over text

THAT IS SO CUTE OML

Beebo:
I'm jealous

Wifey:
Not Kira's fault Dallon doesn't like you that way

Beebo:
Just...just tell me what it was about me?

Was it my forehead?

Dallon:
It was the cult, bro

Yeah, not gonna lie, cults are a BIG turn off

Beebo:
Fine. Whatever.

I didn't want to be your bootycall anyway

Aren't you BOTH married?

Dallon:
What's your point?

Beebo:
Who says I'm not married to Dallon?

Wifey:
The law

Dallon:
What law?

Kiki:
MY law

Damn, I forgot the Kira law

Beebo:
What is it?

Kiki:
"If thy love interest is thou married to another woman/man, thy must choose one love to remain within thou's good side or else thy shall get thou foot up thy's ass"

The first cult I ever joined

Wifey:
I have the written copy as well

Dallon:
You're making me choose?

Beebo:
Pick, daddy, either me, Breezy, or Kira

Did you just call him 'daddy'?

Beebo:
I meant Dally

Dallon:
Sure you did

Kiki:
Who's it gonna be Dallon?

Wifey:
Remember if you can't choose you get "thou foot up thy's ass"

I'll be glad to do it

Beebo:
Sure, honey. I think we all know he'll pick me

Dallon:
I

Pick

...

Crybaby:
WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!

HOLY SHIT ARE WE ON THE PUBLIC CHAT?

Beebo:
I FUCKING CHECKED AND I MADE SURE WE WEREN'T

WHO ADDED MELANIE?!!

Kiki:
I'M WAY TOO SHY TO

Wifey:
DON'T LOOK AT ME I'VE BEEN GOOD

Dallon:
I did it

Crybaby:
He said Brendon wanted me to join some kind of cult, so I wanted to check it out

Beebo:
Oh...yeah

I'M ALREADY THE CO-LEADER SO DON'T ASK

Crybaby:
Nah, I just wanna be a member. But what I will ask is, what's the bad thing if we were on the public chat?

Kiki:
Then everyone will see how crazy we actually are

Dallon:
And they'll see who I pick

Who do you pick anyway?

Beebo:
Better be me

Kiki:
I swear on Brendon's grave it better be me

XD why Brendon's?

Beebo:
Probably because I'm going to hell

Wifey:
Can't argue with that

Crybaby:
Nope

Dallon:
I pick Gerard Way

Beebo:
WHAT

Kiki:
WAIT WHAT

Wifey:
...THE ACTUAL SHIT?!

Crybaby:
Wow

I was not expecting that

Dallon:
I know, but I mean:

Crybaby:
He is pretty fucking hot

Kiki:
I have never been so sexually attracted to a picture before

Wifey:
Daaaaaaaammmmmmn

I'm in need of those emojis rachets use

Beebo:
😩😩😍😍😍😙😙😙😙😘😘😘😘😫😫😫😣😣😣😣😉🍑🍑🍑🍑🍆🍆🍆🍆❤❤❤❤✔✔✔🔥🔥🔥🔥

Yup

Dallon:

Beebo:
I'd new you'd come back to me

Dallon:
😙

Plot twist