You added Wifey and Crushing On Dallon to the chat

OKAY, WHO WAS THE ONE WHO LEFT ME WITH NOTHING BUT THIS COW ONESIE?!!!!

Wifey:
What cow onesie?

This one.

I found this picture on your tablet with the words 'purchased' under it.

Wifey:
Look, I know we're playing pranks on each other, but I wouldn't steal your clothes and leave you with nothing but that terrible onesie

Crushing On Dallon:
It was me

GASP

Wifey:
KiRa?

Evildoer:
Yes, I used Cassidy's credit card to buy that cow onesie from Amazon

I would have never expected to be slayed by my own offspring

Wifey:
That's why Kira stayed behind at the room

What?

Evildoer:
Before Cass and I left the hotel room to go get breakfast, you were still sleeping, and I did my evil deed

This is so underhanded

Wifey:
I'm impressed, kid

Same, I mean you're really committing to this, Kira

Evildoer:
Why thank you

So I'll be joining you all for breakfast then.

Wifey:
What? Why? You'll have to wear that stupid cow thing

If I wish to maintain my pranking crown, I'll have to suck it up and wear the costume. I'm winning the game, panzies.

Evildoer:
Such confidence

I'll be rocking these utters as well

Wifey:
This is going to be hilarious, but super embarrassing for you

Did I not say I would indeed rock these utters?

Wifey:
You did, but Dallon just texted me saying not only is he here with his wife, but Brendon and Sarah as well

My crown will stay mine, no matter what embarrassment it may cause me

Evildoer:
You're loyalty to the throne is amusing, but I will get that crown, I will win the games

Wifey:
You two make me laugh, we all know I'm winning with my pranks.

Sure, Cass, sure

Evildoer:
You're forgetting that you have a weakness, Ms. Jensen

Which would be?

Evildoer:
Brendon

Two can play at that game, remember your crush on Mr. Weekes?

Evildoer:
THAT WAS A SECRET!!

Wifey:
YOU LIKE DALLON?!!

Sorry, Kiki

Evildoer:
That's going to cost you

A cow onesie perhaps?

Wifey:
Alright, may the pranking force be with you

Oh it will.

Evildoer:
Trust me, you're gonna need it