Is this you by any chance?

I Googled 'Brendon' to see if such a crappy name existed, but all I got was this sad sack of scum

BrAndon:
HAHAHA

Oh my god, that's awesome!

So you are this almost forty year old male! Get off my contacts, you fetus raper!!

BrAndon:
No, as much as I want to be, I am not that dude

I'm not falling for your tricks

You baby prostitute!!

BrAndon:
I could send you a picture

But promise me you won't freak out

Why would I freak out? Are you that ugly?

BrAndon:
Just, promise

Fine, whatever, you're probably a thirteen year old anyway

BrAndon:

Holy...

Crap...

On a stick...

BrAndon:
I know, I know, if I were you, I'd fangirl too.

YOU'RE FREAKING GORGEOUS!!!

BrAndon:
You honestly don't know me?

Am I supposed to?

BrAndon:
I'm Brendon Urie

You know, Panic! At The Disco's lead singer?

Sorry, bud, I don't know you. What kind of band is it?

BrAndon:
Emo/Rock

Yikes, I hate emo music

BrAndon:
WHAT? HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? EMO IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IN THE WORLD!!

Hakuna your tatas, I just don't enjoy emo. It isn't my taste.

BrAndon:
Then what is? One Direction? Justin Bieber? That douchey new girl band?

No, I'm not a freaking basic teenager. I prefer softer music is all, if I were going to get wild with my music choices it would be Two Door Cinema Club, Arctic Monkeys, The Neighborhood .

BrAndon:
You know Two Door Cinema Club, but you don't know Panic!At The Disco?

Yeah

BrAndon:
You need me

For what?

BrAndon:
To help you with your poor music choices

Hey, Two Door Cinema Club isn't bad

BrAndon:
Not them, just in general

What makes you say I have bad taste? I have amazing taste for your information

BrAndon:
Name one artist you listen to

Melanie Martinez

BrAndon:
Never heard of her

Get out, just get out

BrAndon:
Wait, before I do get kicked out, I'll make you a deal

I'm listening

BrAndon:
I'll listen to this Melanie Martinez, ONLY if you listen to our music

Deal or what?

You have a deal, Urie

BrAndon:
Please don't call me Urie

I'm calling you Urie, you ain't stopping me

Hello?

Brendon?

Brendon?

Aw crap