Ugh, guys I need help.

Wifey:
What is it?

Crushing On Dallon:
Are you alright?

Nope, Brendon called me for the first time.

Wifey:
OMG

Crushing On Dallon:
HOLY CRAP MY SHIP IS SAILING

He says him and Sarah have never been closer, all thanks to me

Crushing On Dallon:
...

But, Brenny

Wifey:
Ouch, how you holdin up?

I'm alright, but I feel kinda bad...

Wifey:
I could still pacify her if you want

No, no one is getting pacified

Crushing On Dallon:
We're going to pick up something in a bit, do you wanna talk to us about it then?

Sure :)

Wifey:
Have you told Brendon how you feel yet?

No, he's married.

I don't wanna get in the middle

Crushing On Dallon:
But you wanna be under

Wifey:
Kira now is not the time for double meaning jokes...but that was hilarious

I'll talk to you guys when you pick me up.

Wifey:
We could listen to Melanie Martinez on the way there

Duh.

Crushing On Dallon:
I'm already headed to pick up Cass

Wifey:
K, see you panzies later

Alrighty.