Crybabies:

Wifey:

Say goodbye to my yellow hair, panzies! I'm going red!

Beebo:
Screw red! Go blue!

Crushing On Dallon:
I like her with red hair tho!!

My wifey looks great in any color tbh

Wifey:
Thanks the loml

Dallon:
I wanna see how she would look like with red

So does Kira...

Crushing On Dallon:
Only because she slays in red hair

Beebo:
I think I could pull off red hair

You're hilarious, Urie

Beebo:
ruDE

Dallon:
Don't listen to her, Bren-Bren, you can pull of anything

Beebo:
I can also pull off nothing ;)

Wifey:

I'm next in line for dying my hair, so peace!!

Oh, and I'm going red

Meet you at the airport then?

Wifey:
Yeah, and get me Starbucks

Crushing On Dallon:
Me too

You're coming with me so you buy your own coffee

Beebo:
Me as a parent

Crushing On Dallon:
I feel so unloved lol

Dallon could help you there

Dallon:
I wouldn't mind lol

Beebo:
R U seriously cheatin' on meh in front of us?!

Dallon:
Forgive me, Brendon

Beebo:
I still have Penny so whateves

Whatcha talkin' 'bout? I'm with Cassidy, AND WE'RE HAPPILY TOGETHER

But you could be my side chick if you wanted to...

Beebo:
Deal

Crushing On Dallon:
So does that mean I'm with Dallon now????

Dallon:
Afraid so, but don't worry I don't bite :)

Beebo:
...hard

This bromance will be the death of me

Beebo:
Welcome to the end of eras

Oh god

Dallon:
Ice has melted back to life

Beebo:
Done my time and served my sentence

(That's your cue, Pen-Pen)

Dress me up and watch me die

Crushing On Dallon:
If it feels good, tastes good, it must be mine

Dallon:
Dynasty decapitated

Beebo:
You might just see a ghost tonight

And if you don't know, now you know

Beebo:
I'M TAKING BACK THE CROWN

Crushing On Dallon:

^^ This

Dallon:
😂 IS THAT UR SNAPCHAT?

Crushing On Dallon:
Yeah...it was late

I was bored hehe

Beebo:
I don't get it, what's the difference?

This one is actually attractive

Beebo:
DO I RECALL YOU CALLING ME 'GORGEOUS' WHEN YOU SAW MY PICTURE?? HMM?!!

Dallon:
Melanie would love your forehead, Bren-Bren

Beebo:
She would wouldn't she?

I'm so excited for the concert!!

Crushing On Dallon:
IKR?!!

I got all my Crybaby t-shirts packed for the couple days we'll be there :)))

Beebo:
How long will we there anyway?

Like three days

Dallon:
That's all the time I need to woo her

Aren't you married?

Crushing On Dallon:
...

Beebo:
I don't mind him cheating on me

Dallon:
Just as long as I go back to him

Beebo:
No but seriously he is married

Crushing On Dallon:
Melanie is like 21, Dallon you're freaking 35

Pedophilia.

Dallon:
IT COULD HAPPEN

Beebo:
And she's like 5'2 and Dallon is fucking 6'4

DAYUM

Dallon:
Oh shut up, Brendon you're like 5'9

HAHAHAHA

Crushing On Dallon:
BRENDON'S SHORT!! 😂

If it wasn't for his forehead he'd be shorter

Beebo:
I THOUGHT YOU ALL LOVED ME

We do, picking on you is just how we show it.

Dallon:
Exactly

Crushing On Dallon:
Hold on I'm picking up Cassidy

WHAT DOES SHE LOOK LIKE

Beebo:
Please be blue...

Dallon:
...Da ba dee da ba die

Crushing On Dallon:

Wifey:
I LOOK HOT

#NoShame

Beebo:
See! I would totally own that color of hair!

Nah.

Dallon:
How about we just ask Melanie when we see her?

We're already asking her about Beebo's forehead

Beebo:
I'll flash her, that way she doesn't focus so much on my flaws

You're gonna blind poor Melanie!

Beebo:
I have amazing abs for your information

Crushing On Dallon:
**abc

Dallon:
Brendon is the real life Alphabet Boy

Wifey:
All right I'm back

Should we start driving to the airport now?

Wifey:
Yeah, that would be a good idea

Beebo:
What hotel are you guys staying at in L.A?

Idk Cassidy is the one who made the reservation

Wifey:
I didn't do that sh!t, that was Kira's job

She's driving so she can't text, but she says that I was supposed to do it

You kinda were

Wifey:
I swear this was Kira's job!

Dallon:
Maybe you guys could join the same hotel we're going to

Which would be....

Beebo:
Magic Castle Hotel, it's like literally a few blocks away from where the concert is

Is it cheap?

Wifey:
I Googled it, it's like a four star hotel

Screw it, I've saved enough for this concert and nothing is going to stop that.

Wifey:
Plus we get payed next week

Dallon:
Then see you ladies there :)