Crybabies:

You added Beebo to the chat

Beebo added (310)182-6798 to the chat

Wifey:
Welcome to hell

Oh geez

Not Available:
We're not weird, I swear

You might not be, but then there's Cass and I

Beebo:
And then I'm my own species

(310)182-6798:
That I know

I like how we all just agree Brendon is the weirdest of us all

Beebo:
I'm too weird to live, but too rare to die

Wifey:
So am I, you're not that special, Urie

Beebo:
Does everyone just call me 'Urie' in their minds?

Yeah

Not Available:
Pretty much

Wifey:
Basically

Dallon:
I call him Milk Man

Beebo:
Bro...

I think I just threw up in my mouth

Beebo:
Oh my god, you've read that stupid Milk thing too?

Not Available:
More important question, aren't you driving to L.A?

Yeah

Wifey:
THEN WHY ARE YOU FREAKING TEXTING US?!!

Aren't you two also driving to different cities?

Not Available:
Yeah

Well then why are YOU texting ME?

Dallon:
That was good

Wifey:
Touche

Oh come on, don't be such a Crybaby

Not Available:
I think she still needs her Teddy Bear

Should we throw her a Pity Party

Beebo:
Guys, that reminds me!!!

What is it?

Beebo:
Dallon, we're going to a Melanie Martinez concert in two weeks

Dallon:
WHY WASN'T I INVITED?!!

Wifey:
Dallon, do you actually listen to Melanie Martinez?

Dallon:
A good artist is a good artist, but Melanie is my queen

DALLON IS A FANBOY!!

Dallon:
When's the concert maybe I could still get some tickets.

Not Available:
In like two weeks

Beebo:
If Dallon can't get a ticket, I'll just hide him in my pocket

Or your forehead...

Beebo:
😑

It's not that big, you know?

Dallon:
I'm sure that's what Sarah said the night of your wedding

OMG

Wifey:
I'M BAWLING

Not Available:
I JUST SNORTED OML

Dallon:

Beebo:
*plays Crybaby while rocking back and forth in a corner because you all are fucking jerks*

It's been a while since Brendon used a bad word, I was gonna get worried

Wifey:
Lol that is so true

Not Available:
Same

Dallon:
Okay, so this guy says he'll sell them for 20 bucks just as long as I meet him in the back of McDonald's

It's been good knowing you Dallon

Beebo:
He's probably scamming you

Dallon:
I need that ticket, guys

Not Available:
Text us after you're raped

Beebo:
Hope he's thinking of me while doing so

You guys are gross

Wifey:
They're guys, of course they're gross

Dallon:
Wish me luck :)

We warned him

Beebo:
We need to bet on this

Wifey:
You have a problem

I'm down with it. How much we start at?

Not Available:
My mom is such a good example :)

Beebo:
40 bucks says Dallon gets kidnapped

40 bucks says Dallon gets raped

Wifey:
I need to get a divorce, my wife is a gambling addict

Not Available:
We need an intervention

Beebo:
You guys just don't know what fun is

Not Available:
What's so fun about betting that Dallon gets kidnapped or raped

So many things, Kira.

So.

Many.

Things.

Beebo:
Amen *high fives Penny*

*high fives back*

Wifey:
It's like you were destined to be with each other