Crybabies:

Wifey:
OKAY LET'S GET THIS STARTED! PENNY, START US OFF, WIFEY

*clears thoat*

WE ARE ALL GATHERED HERE TODAY, BECAUSE I APPARENTLY WASN'T EMO ENOUGH FOR SENPAI TO NOTICE ME

HOWEVER, THANKS TO SOME STUDYING, LISTENING TO THE ALBUMS, AND READING RYDEN AND BRALLON FAN FICTION, I AM NOW READY TO TAKE THE EMO TEST GIVEN BY MY PRECIOUS SMOL BEAN CHILD, THAT IS *drumroll* KIRA...KATO!!!!!

Daughter:
Sanc you, for da introduction

In continuation of what you were saying, we now begin the emo test.

Wifey:
*smashes symbol signaling testing begins*

*nervously gulps*

Daughter:
Ahem, okay Penelope Jenson, first question, what happened in the summer of 2001?

Joe meets Patrick and is like, "Yo, I know about music." Patrick's like,"Yo, I know more about music."

-"That's impossible, do wanna start a band?" Joe to Patrick. And Patrick's like,"Yeah that's cool." And the he's like, "Yo, this is a book store, not a music store." And then, they met at Patrick's house. So Patrick's wearing shorts, and socks, and a hat. Patrick is playing drums for some fucking reason. And Pete's there for some reason. They start playing music togther. Then they're like, "Oh, let's play some fucking covers from some other bands."

It was like freaking Green Day, and Misfits, and freaking Romans. Pete said to Joe,"Yo, we gotta change this sh!t up."

"Yo, we played all these bands let's play
sh!t from Fall Out Boy." And so Pete and Patrick are like, "Yo, that's dope. But we need a freaking a drummer."

Because Patrick's playing drums, and he's a singer.

Patrick's like, "Yo, I got a soul voice." And they're like,"Wait, how do you have a soul voice?" And he's like,"Yo, watch this;

"-YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHH!!!!!!!"

And they're like,"Oh my god, that sounds like soul." So they put it in the song. And was like," WHERE IS YOUR BOY TOOOOOOONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHT?" And then they're like, "Yo, this is freaking perfect. This is Fall Out Boy."

Daughter:
She's ready.

Wifey:
Not just yet.

Have you read the 'milk' fan fiction of Ryan and Brendon

Regrettably, yes

Wifey:
What's the biggest part of Brendon's body?

That forehead, obvi

Daughter:
Oh, I thought you were going to say something else

KIRA YOU NASTY ASS MOFO

Wifey:
Moving on...

What is the Emo Trinity?

That would be Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, and My Chemical Romance.

Wifey:
I'm so proud of you *emo tears*

Daughter:
In case of a zombie apocalypse, where would we hide?

Hot Topic.

Wifey:
Instead of saying 'Gotta Zayne' we say,_____ and why?

Gotta Ross, because Ross left Panic! .

Daughter:
Why did he leave tho?

His feelings for Brendon were growing too strong, so he left or else he'd go crazy, but then again Crazy=Genius

Wifey:
She's making references, I'm so freaking happy

Daughter:
What color is the parade?

Black

Wifey:
What do I write, and don't write?

Sins, not tragedies

Daughter:
What's Brendon's middle name?

Boyd, like his father

Wifey:
What's scares the sh!t out of me?

Teenagers.

Daughter:
A moment you'll never remember...

And a night you'll never forget

Wifey:
Is Petekey real?

I would be blind if the signs didn't prove so

Daughter:
What is Cassidy?

A killjoy

Wifey:
Tru

What is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off?

Lying

Daughter:
What am I thankful for?

Th mmrs, even if they weren't so great

Wifey:
What is the horrendous day, we must not speak of except now because we need to know if you're ready?

March 22

Daughter:
*through sobs and emo tears*

I'm not okay!

BUT *sobs* Why, is that day *sobs more* so horrendous?

It was sadly, the day, the smol beans, My Chemical Romance, split

...and welcomed us to the end of eras

Wifey:
*through all the emo tears while blowing nose*

SHE'S READY

Daughter:
Welcome to the bandom, sinner

Hallelujah