Crybabies:

I'm such a peice of crap

Daughter:
Can you have this moment of clarity later? It's nine in the afternoon, and I have to take a shower

Kira, it's like two am...

Wifey:
This movie channel is having a Star Wars marathon and I thought I'd stay up for it, so I'm free to talk to

Daughter:
What about the commercials in between? Doesn't that make the movie longer?

Wifey:
I'm listening to My Chemical Romance during them, so I don't get stressed out

Anyways, you were saying?

Brendon is also coming to the concert

Daughter:
This is a bad thing because......

He's bringing Sarah along

Wifey:
Who dat?

Daughter:
I don't even like P!ATD that much, how can I be the only one who knew he was married?!

Wifey:
Married? Damn, P, I'm really sorry

Want me to pacify her?

No, and why would you be sorry for me? I was sad because that meant Dallon isn't coming.

Daughter:
-_-

Wifey:
-_-

What?

Daughter:
You obviously are crushing on him!!

Am not.

Wifey:
It's true, she was drooling all over her laptop when she started watching the video for Girls/Girls/Boys

SHUT UP! MY WATER WENT DOWN THE WRONG PIPE!!

Daughter:
Mhmm sure, and is that why you got ticked when I told you he was married?

I wasn't ticked at that, I was mad because he didn't tell me.

Wifey:
IF YOU DON'T LIKE HIM WHY WERE YOU SO UPSET HE DIDN'T TELL YOU EH' *Shines lamp's light in Penny's face intensely*

BECAUSE WE ARE GOOD FRIENDS AND FRIENDS DON'T KEEP SECRETS FROM EACH OTHER

Daughter:
Are you sticking to that quote?

Yes, yes I am

Daughter:
So...as not only your friends, but your BEST friends, you must not keep a secret from us

...

Wifey:
According to your words of course

FINE! I GIVE UP!!

I may... or may NOT, have a TINY, TINY, TINY, crush...on Brendon Urie

Daughter:
Those are really big 'TINY's you got there

Whatever

Wifey:
How do you feel about him taking Sarah tho?

It's not like I'm depressed or anything, I'm just disappointed he has to bring her

Daughter:
Well I mean, they did get married, so she is his wife, and he kinda has to, you know?

Wifey:
It must be really hard knowing he's happy with her

I'll manage.

Wifey:
I sense a disturbance in the force

What do you mean?

Wifey:
Since you're in love with him, we need to make him notice your epicness

Hey, when did we jump to 'in love'?

Daughter:
THAT SOUNDS PERFECT! I THINK I KNOW HOW!!

Wifey:
Lay it on me.

Daughter:
We can get Penny more involved in Panic!

That way she knows a little more inside jokes, a little more of his past, the band's past, it's perfect!

That doesn't sound too bad

Wifey:
And neither will their songs

Alrighty, Project: Get-Penny-To-Become-A-Sinner is a go

EMO ME UP, BITCHES

Daughter:
**Scotty, beam me up

Wifey:
And then Project: Get-Kira-To-Not-Be-A-Nerd is a go

We need her nerdyness in our group

Daughter:
Yeah, you do

Well I still have to go take a shower so, I'll text you guys in the morning

So long and goodnight

Daughter:
Night, killjoys