Gorgeous Man:
Are you still up?

No, I'm sleeping. This is Dreaming Penelope, how may I assist you?

Gorgeous Man:
I really hate to be serious and shit, but it's about Sarah

Oh, uh, what about her

Gorgeous Man:
She usually leaves for a couple days after we argue, I didn't think she would come home so soon, but she did.

And then she saw the tickets and was like "Da fuq r these?" And I was like, "Tickets."

Before we could start yelling again at each other, she assumed I was thinking of her when I got them, since apparently she likes Melanie too, and well were going to the concert together.

Well that's great!

I mean you get to bond with her.

Gorgeous Man:
I don't want to continue trying to help our relationship though

She gets into moods before the concerts, then I'm in a mood, and then performance fucking sucks

I feel like I should get the divorce

Brendon, to be honest with you, I don't like getting into serious, deep stuff like this

I'm not good at dealing with these kind of personal things

But I mean, you can't just give up now, I mean, you still love Sarah, right?

Gorgeous Man:
I'm not so sure

Does she

uh

Does she feel the same?

Gorgeous Man:
I honestly don't know

I really wish I could help, Bren

Gorgeous Man:
Ha, the only person I know who calls me that is Sarah

Well then I'll come up with another name

How's Beebo?

Beebo:
Pfft, perfect

Getting back to the subject, I think maybe you should just "test the waters" with you and her until the concert comes next month

Beebo:
I guess

Thanks, again, Penelope

You've earned the right to call me, Penny :)

Beebo:
Well then, goodnight

Penny

G'night Beebo