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Damn, Dallon

Back at it again with changing phone numbers!

Dallon?

Dallon?

Hi

Yes, this is Dallon

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Alright, I got so worried that I had the wrong number. You guys always pull that crap on me.

Well, worry no more

310-673-1290:
Are you sure this is you? You don't sound like a jackass.

Nope, sorry buddy, you got the wrong number. But while I have you here, if you had to choose would you rather be burned alive, or frozen to death?

310-673-1290:
Umm

My friends are having a cookout, and the topic came up, just answer me will ya?

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I guess, burned alive.

That way I'm still hot when I die.

Oh, god

Thanks for answering though

Bye Felicia

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My name's Brendon by the way.

Brendon?

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I know, I know

I mean, why not Brandon? Why the 'E'? Does it just think it can do the same job as 'A'? Does 'E' think it's better than 'A'? I mean, it's just pissing me off

Oh, I'm Penelope by the way. Friends call me Penny.

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You're very weird, I like that

Gee, thanks

Text you later, my Toaster Strudels just came out