Hai, and welcome to my life story book thingie. Pleased to meet you *shakes hand violently*

I'm SpiderInMyBathtub, but you can call me Spider or Waffle or Princess Of Darkness or Her Royal Highness Queen Of The Turtles, whatever, I don't mind. This is my book where I will rant about my life and get annoyed at the human race and stuff like that.

It's probably good that you know some stuff about me:
I like bands (THAT DOES NOT MEAN FIVE SECONDS OF SUMMER OR ONE DIRECTION. NO. NO WAY) Tim Burton films, drawing and unicorns.
I don't like ducks (they're secretly possessed by demons shhh don't tell anyone), Justin Bieber (sorry if I've offended any beliebers or whatever you call yourselves) and rice pudding (because it's just unnatural).

Please don't judge me, or send me hate comments k thanks.

So long and goodnight,
Spider (・ω・)ノ