On July 4th Tadashi goes shopping with Aunt Cass early in the morning, before the café is open and before Hiro is awake. They go to a party store and buy out the whole stars and stripes area.

They go back home, Tadashi wearing a glittering dark blue leotard with flashing stars and red and white striped tights. Of course he has Swag Shades as well, red and white striped with American flags attached. Aunt Cass is wearing the Swag Shades as well. Tadashi also is wearing an Uncle Sam hat.

"Good morning, l'il bro!" Tadashi greets a half-asleep Hiro, throwing spangly confetti all over him.

"Wha' is all this?" Hiro mumbles, grabbing some confetti. Then bolts upright in bed. "DAMMIT TADASHI!"

"Tadashi the Swag Meister has come to make you paTRIOTIC!!!"

"GET OUT! I'M TELLING AUNT CASS!" Hiro shouts and runs out of the room.

"Too bad, l'il bro. She's already PATRIOTIC!!! YEAH!!!!"

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The whole day, Hiro stays in his room, constantly yelling at Tadashi to shut up about patriotism.

When night falls, Tadashi drags him outside. There Aunt Cass is awaiting them, holding 10 sparklers with a box beside her. She throws half to Tadashi, who immediately lights them.

"YEAH AMERICA!!! YEAH PATRIOTISM!!" He shouts, running circles around Hiro.

"YOU GOTTA JOIN HIRO!! YOU HAVE TO!!" Cass yells over Tadashi and lights her sparklers. "YEAH!!!"

"SWAG!"

"NO! STOP!"