(Warning! I kind of added a little Hidashi. Just a little)

The day before St. Patrick's Day, Tadashi says to Hiro seriously, "Little brother, I. Am. A. Swag. Meister." Hiro sighs and leaves the room.

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Of course, on St. Patrick's Day Tadashi is dressed in a bright green spandex bodysuit with green sequins covering every inch. He has a giant four-leaf clover necklace, four-leaf clover Swag Shades, four-leaf clover pins on his hat, and sparkling green dance shoes. Hiro walks in.

"NO!" Hiro yells at Tadashi as his older brother flings some four-leaf clovers at Hiro's face. "Stop it, Tadashi! You are not a Swag Meister!"

"Don't lie to me, li'l bro. Don't lie to yourself. I AM a Swag Meister!" He dances out of the room, somehow trailing four-leaf clovers and gold coins behind him.

"Is he a leprechaun now?" Hiro mutters to himself.

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Later that day, Hiro asks Tadashi, "Where'd you get all those four-leaf clovers?"

"I spent all night yesterday searching for the best shamrocks ever. Only the best shamrocks for Swag Meisters!" Suddenly Tadashi pinches Hiro.

"Ow! What was that for?!" Hiro yells at him.

"You aren't wearing green. Kiss me, I'm Irish."

"...what? No! What the hell is wrong with you?!" Tadashi leans over and attempts to kiss Hiro. "Nope." Hiro leaves and Tadashi falls off his chair.

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Next day...

"Damn. I did it again," Tadashi says to himself. "I don't understand why I do this!"