Tadashi the Swag Meister Part II
It was Christmas Eve when Tadashi once again walked into his bedroom and realized, "I'm a Swag Meister." This time though, Hiro was in the room and he facepalms.
"This is not going to end well," Hiro mutters.
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It is Christmas day and Tadashi is sitting in a sleigh shaped chair by the Christmas tree with a sequin covered Santa hat, carrying a bunch of candy canes and wearing them swag shades, this time saying HO HO HO. Hiro walks in and is blinded by the lights. Tadashi throws his candy canes everywhere.
"OH MY GOD!!!!" Hiro yells, jumping about a foot in the air. Then he calms down and asks, "How'd you put up all these lights this morning?"
"I'm a Christmas Swag Meister," Tadashi replies. He leaves the room while saying, "Ho ho ho mother truckers!" Hiro is left dumbfounded, then he picks up one of the candy canes.
"Ho ho ho and a bottle of...no," Hiro says, staring at the candy cane.
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"Again, we are never speaking about this, okay?" Tadashi tells Hiro, again back to normal.
"Why? Because no one can know you are a swag meister?"
"Capitalize Swag Meister bro."
"But you didn't capitalize it in the last story!"
"I told you never to speak of that incident!"
(I know I said I wasn't going to update until next week, but this was short and I didn't come up with a lot of it, like the last one.)
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