October 14

The cries of a new born baby echoed in the white painted walls of a hospital placed between buildings on the silent night of Italy. 

Sawada Nana smiled at the bundle of cuteness on her arms.

"I will call you...Tsunayoshi, my sweet little Tsuna," she told him. Tsuna let out small laughs and smiled as he stared back at his mother.

A teardrop fell past Nana's eyes and fell on Tsunayoshi's left cheek. She gently brushed it away. Tsuna cooed. 

"I promise you...I won't raise you to become like him. You will live your whole life without your father but I will always be here. No matter what." She smiled as he smiled back.

Nana had no doubt her son would become the kindest person in this cruel world. 

Maybe.

. . .

Roughly 16 Years Later

Namimori, Japan

"Wake up, you slut!" 

Tsuna suddenly looked up from the desk where he once put his head to sleep. He sighed, looking at the blue skies and the chirping birds soaring freely outside his classroom's window. Looks like nap time's over. 

"Kill yourself!"

Tsuna blinked. "Excuse me?" 

The person sneered in response as if to taunt him. Like that would ever happen. "I said, kill yourself," he said as he smirked in triumph.

Tsuna could only roll his eyes and lay his head on the desk once more. The darkness seemed to be his only friend.

After a few seconds, Tsuna thought he would be able to come back to his peaceful slumber, but the asshole seemed to only prove him wrong.

His desk shook as if it was the end of the world, or as if two people were having sex on it. Tsuna 'tsked' in his mind.

He slowly faced the idiot who kept waking him up. But the person only seemed to glare at him uselessly with such dreadful eyes. 

Tsuna didn't mind going back to sleep if this is what he'll only look at all day long. And so unconsciously, his head slowly descended on the desk as if magnetized. 

"Fuck!" The boy now kicked his desk with such force it was sent sliding, bumping on the wall nearest to him.

There were many people looking at them now. 

It was lunch break so no teacher was present. Tsuna's classmates realized what show was happening in front of them and treated themselves as VIPs in a movie theater. 

With bangs covering his eyes, Tsuna stood up, darkness looming to cover his orange glowing eyes.

The bully smirked as if he received an award for provoking the campus "slut". Well, the only award he'll be receiving is a stick up his ass, which seemed to already all the way up to his pride.

The onlookers watched with interest.

Finally, Tsuna lifted his face, eyes scrunched up in a glare and his eyebrows furrowed. The boy slapped him. Tsuna's classmates cheered.

They laughed at him.

"Heh...that's what you get for looking at me the wrong way."

The only sounds in the room was mockery.

It was then at that moment that Tsuna walked towards his assailant. 

There was silence. The bully was frozen in place. Tsuna smirked and his classmates swore shivers went down the spines of the person in front of him. 

"W-what?" He gulped.

Laughter broke the silence. However, it was Tsuna's laugh.

They all stared, hypnotized.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHA....HAHA....heh....ha...." Then he stopped.

"Are you crazy?!" One of them shouted.

Tsuna's smirk only widened. He cupped the boy's chin in a seductive manner. Then, slapped him. Twice.

Gasps filled the room.

"Slut!"

"Don't get ahead of yourself!"

They were about to restrain Tsuna when the person he slapped raised his hand signalling them to stop.

"Wha...Mochida! He slapped you!" one of them retorted. Tsuna snorted as he looked at Mochida from top to bottom. Both his cheeks were bloody red. 

"Hah...you conniving little bitch. You had the nerve to slap me?!" he asked.

Tsuna smiled oh so innocently in response. "Who wouldn't, after you tell me to kill myself? And please, if I wanted to commit suicide, I would have climbed up your ego and jumped to your IQ."

"Haha! Good one!"

"Yamamoto, shut up!"

Well, at least he has one person on his side. But Tsuna didn't need allies. Never.

"I would gladly disregard your disrespect towards me today if you manage to please me with your skills." Mochida smirked.

His classmates' ooohs filled the room.

"So, are you free tonight, dame-Tsuna?"

"I'm fucking expensive asshole."

"Really? How much would you possibly sell yourself?" Mochida laughed along with the others.

"Such words coming from you. You can't even go to this school without your parents' help. I heard you're a dropped out Mochida-kun. Poor you. Oh wait. You said you had more money than anyone else here, right? Enough money to buy me. How much did your father pay the principal and staff of the school to let you be educated again?"

Mochida glared.

Tsuna faked a gasp. "Or perhaps Mr. Principal didn't need your filthy money anymore, considering you're a lost case. Tell me, does your mother's skills in being a whore and seducing the Principal can compare to mine?" He chuckled darkly.

"Why you-!" 

"Looks like all their efforts went to a complete waste. Tsk tsk tsk. After all, you've failed to level up from being such a useless mindless monkey who can only talk crap." 

Tsuna turned his back, walking towards the desk Mochida had kicked earlier and placing it back on it's rightful place. They all watched as Tsuna took his seat.

"You're all talk. I bet you'll be screaming once you're underneath me. Your hole is practically begging me."

Tsuna rolled his eyes. "Underneath you? Ha! That's funny. Last time I checked, everyone's entitled to act stupid once in awhile, but you really abuse the privilege. You landed last on the list of the people I want to fuck. Too bad. I can't help imagining how much awesomer the world would be if your dad had just pulled out." 

Mochida looked about to punch Tsuna.

"Your right about one thing though. I'll be screaming? Indeed. In pure orgasmic agony. And since my mouth's the other hole you wouldn't be entering, I'm going to shut it so tight and will be actually sleeping without other creatures eating oxygen attempting to wake me up again. After all, I won't be getting any sleep tonight with all the cocks lining up for me since I'm such a slut. I bid you, good day."

They all stared at his sleeping figure.

And so...Tsuna finally had his peaceful sleep. Then the bell rang, signalling for lunch break to be over. Tsuna glared at Mochida. 

"F U C K  Y O U. Just...fuck you."

. . .

Meanwhile...in the plane...

"Oh just fuck me...fuck me...Can somebody just fuck me?" Reborn groaned.

"Reborn-san!" Gokudera Hayato panicked beside him. "Can't you perform decency?"

"Shut up. It's been weeks since I had gotten laid. I'm 17! I have a right to be horny." Reborn grinded his ass on the seat.

Hayato widened his eyes at the display Reborn was doing for the blushing flight attendants. "Reborn-san! We're inside a plane! And in first class!"

Reborn didn't listen until a flight attendant went towards their seat. "Hello there, dear sir. I must say, you are quite the good-looking one."

Reborn stopped his actions and leaned his face closer to the woman. "Hmm...you're not so bad yourself."

The woman chuckled.

Hayato coughed from his seat. "He's gay."

Reborn smirked. The flight attendant blinked and looked at him. "Oh..I'm sorry. Are you two-"

"No way in hell!" Hayato shrieked.

Reborn chuckled darkly. "Well, technically, I swing both ways."

The girl laughed. 

"Hey Hayato did I bring...oh wait...oh no...Did I bring a preservativi?"

With his Italian accent, the woman practically swooned.

 Hayato elbowed Reborn. "Do I need to remind you why we're going to Japan?"

Reborn smirked. "I perfectly memorized the speech Timoteo kept repeating all day long."

Hayato sighed. "Seems like I got my work cut out for me then."

"20 minutes till landing. I repeat. 20 minutes till landing," the intercom announced.

The flight attendant smiled at them. "Seems I have work to do. Good day, sirs." She then left to take care of her own business.

"Hey, it's not easy being a world famous model women just bow down to, you know." Reborn smirked and flipped his sunglasses like a boss.

. . .

Hey peeps! I just made this one hell of a ride so grab on because we're going to an ultimate twisting shenanigan that will either make you scream in fear or utter bliss! Let's take it slow on this one cause I'm not sure my heart can handle it!

Let me know in the comments what you think!

Ambi18~