Jesus curled up in a ball crying. Ever since his one and only love Stan left him. He felt so alone. He had just gotten finished with his major cutting sesh. And had decided turn his water into whine. As he took a sip. To cope with the pain. He thought.

Jesus always was an alchoholic because he can make water whine. Fuck yes he was going to abuse the heck out of that power.

Just then budha knocked on his door.

"Who is it?" Jesus sniffed

"The world is painful but I've forgotten the pain through meditation. aND LOADS OF SEX LETS BANG!" He broke down the door and began being kinky with Jesus

Allah joined in with a "fUCK YES DADDY"

The end