So dad tells me to make biscuits. At first this is fine. I've baked pies,  a cake, and a few other things. What could be too different or hard?

I have seldom been so wrong. Seldom.

Yummy looking, right?
Dense on the inside.

Delicious? Meh.

Back to our "yummy looking" ones...:

*GASP* FINGERS REVEAL