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Traveling is boring

Chin: The Fox Mage

Lin: Neko Ninja Assassin

Fang: Wolfman Commando




The carriage and horse made traveling faster, but it didn't make it any more exciting. After another long night, Jia woke up snuggled up to Fang's broad chest. Lin and Chin already gone to begin the preparations to begin traveling again. Giving an annoyed huff, Jia got up to begin cooking breakfast. Apparently making them body guards meant none of the Homunculi didn't know how to cook. That was fine for the most part, Jia didn't mind cooking. Though Lin suggested making another one for Maidly duties to keep up appearances. That was another shock, once the Homunculi leveled up a few times they awakened personalities. Lin was the cute step-sister type, you know the one I mean. Fang was the calm, cool, collected, leader type. And Chin was the scholarly explorer mage type. But after 3 and a half weeks of travel with only a handful of monsters to fight. Jia was bored, as were the others, and after a night of relaxing in the form of booze and bullshitting. Jia found out a new way to have fun on their travels. Though no one could remember who exactly made the first move. (It was Chin) After that night, nightly coitus became a regular thing for the four of them. 

Lin: "Mas... Mis... Your Majesty, you really should make a maid for this kind of work. Cooking is below your status."

Jia: "Just call me Master, and You've been saying that for a straight week."

Lin: "Well that can't be right, for how can I say something for a straight week if I'm Omni-sexual?"

Jia snorted a bit before laughing.

Jia: "You ass, I nearly spilt the oatmeal. Ha, ha, ha, ha."

Lin: "I'm glad you enjoyed the joke Master, but you still Need a maid."

Jia: "And... I'll get the materials to make a new Artificial being where?"

Fang: "We still got those monster cores, and It's not like we need money."

Chin: "Yes, I believe it would be best for your majesty to have an attendant as well."

Jia: "Really? Fucking fine then I'll make a bedamned maid!"

Rin: The Maid

The maid girl, named Rin, seemed to be a human, but turned out to be a high ranking Demon that looked human. Because of course it did, now the only issue was finding monsters to level her up. It took some time, but once Rin was leveled up...

Jia: "You became an S Ranked Maid?"

Rin: "Indeed master, I swear to follow your orders to the best of my abilities."

Jia: "I thank you for your conviction."

Rin curtsied to her master and smiled, before taking and kissing Jia's hand. An awkward but soft smile painting Jia's lips after. 

Fang: "We should probably make a coachman as well."

Lin: "NO~! We JUST got the Gender Ratio perfect! We aren't fucking it up~!"

Jia: "Wait how is it perfect?" 

Lin: "We have two guys, two girls and you master."

Jia: ".... I'm a guy too?"

Lin: "I mean..... you're kind of........." 

Jia: "What?"

Lin: "I mean you... have both...."

Jia: "Well I still count myself as a guy."

Rin: "Master has both what?"

Chin: "Master is of both genders, though they are also more of a tomgirl/femboy than a full hermaphrodite."

Jia: "CAN WE STOP TALKING ABOUT MY JUNK!?!?"

The 4 stooges: "Yes master."

Grumbling a bit as they blushed heavily Jia walked off to calm down. Handing to the back of the Carriage, not far, but also more private. As they leaned against the carriage they thought back to everything that had happened so far. A soft smile painting their face, one that soon became a big goofy grin. As chaotic as it was, it had been fun so far. Though they knew it wasn't going to stay this way. It made them hope to stay in the forest a bit longer.

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