This only starts and ends to where I was here for it.. so it'll be shorter than it was in DNL. SORRY KAII!!
So basically whatever is typed here is what I was here for. -this will mostly take place with Zack, Haruka, and Regi.. because that's what I was here for. R.i.p Eris, who I am sure was also infected by the plot infection?

Anyways, let's start!!:

So Kaze is being awkward with mister edgy boyfriend, so that means Zack should go wonder off alone. HMMMMM...

While Zack is wondering alone like an idiot, he meets Eris. His arch nemesis!!
"Waddup fam. We're cool now, right?"
Oh.
"Excuse me? What."

So after Eris is somewhat nice to Zack, he leaves.
"Well that was WEIRD."

Suddenly, Leomon appears!
"Uh.. hi."
This offended the Leomon and it started running at him with a giant sword.
"HOLY EF." the lion was very offended.

Zack used run.
You can't run from a trainer battle.
"WHERE THE HECK IS IT'S TAMER?!"

so he spirit evolves to edgy-eyeball man (Duskmon) and fights the Leomon. He gets too confident and is suddenly stabbed from the side.
"IT'S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE!"

Then the Lemon runs off.
"Yeah, you better run. Scrub." Zack said, completely ignoring the painful wound in his side.

He walks around for a bit after that, when suddenly little Regi boi appears. Hello mister nervous!
"H-hey! You.. VAMPIRE!"
"WWWHHHAAAT."
So Regi keeps thinking Zack is a vampire, even after Zack is nice to a random little child that appears. He even turns into Velgemon to prove he isn't a vampire. This just makes Regi more suspicious.

"Mister vampire is nice!" The little kid laughs as her two bearmon guards are ultimately confused to death.
"Please don't drain her blood dry. She needs that."
"WWWWHHHHHHAAAT."

So after a different random powerful tamer appears, and the heat levels of the area rise to sun-temperature, Zack leaves the small group of tamers as his human form again.

"Waddup." He dives into the cave he calls home. Geez. Nobody else is home. WONDER WHY.

Haruka is busy killing a 9000 year-old hobo.
"OH EF. WHAT HAVE I DONE?!"
So after Haruka cries about it, she heads to the cave with her digimon, the only witnesses of this accidental murder.

"Oh Haruka, you killed a man! I'm so proud."
"What?"
"Nothing.."
Silence engulfs the cave.

Suddenly, Zack gets POSESSSSSSED!!! OH NO! HE'S NOW A GIANT EDGY BIRB AGAIN!!

Haruka fights Zack without trying to harm him.. by caving in the entire cave over Zack.

"What did you do?!" Regi runs to Haruka.
"I saved my edgy-@$$ boyfriend." Haruka announces proudly.
"I THINK YOU KILLED HIM!"
"Wait.. -shat you right fam."
And they dig Zack out of the cave-in.

*TBC*