This takes place two weeks before Dad Beat Dad

In the hotel lobby, Charlie and Vaggie were busy setting up the TV and DVD player. There was a stack of DVDs on a nearby table, but one in particular caught their attention—labeled "Steamboat Y/N." They exchange a mischievous grin, and decided to start watching it.

The plot read "Y/N, the Shy Reaper steers a steamboat down a river for a two day river cruise. He "entertains" his new passengers."

Vaggie handed the DVD to Charlie. They were both aware that it was a adult film Y/N stared in...but still. They were curious.

Charlie: I can't wait to see what he's so embarrassed about.

Vaggie: He's probably just being modest. How bad can it be?

Soon, Angel Dust, Husk, Niffty, Sir Pentious, and Alastor make their entrance into the lobby.

Vaggie: Wait? What are you all doing here?

Angel Dust: Heard you were getting ready to watch one of Y/N's first and best personal films.

Niffty: I wanna see my Y/N naked~.

Sir Pentious: I do enjoy a good film.

Husk: You don't even know what we're watching.

Charlie: And Alastor.

Alastor: I wanna know what makes him tick.

Soon, Velvette and Cherri Bomb make their entrance, following Angel Dust's invitation.

Vaggie: Why are you two here?

Cherri: Angie told me about the movie your showing. Personally one of my favorites. It's a classic, can't miss my boyfriend's big screen debut! Plus, Angel promised it'd be a blast!

Velvette: I personally enjoy Y/N's performances here. Plus, I thought I'd give some insight information too.

Charlie's concern lingers in her voice as she watches the screen, though her eyes keep darting towards the stairs.

Charlie: What if Y/N finds out we're watching this? Whenever I ask or bring up these movies, he gets nervous and jumpy.

Angel Dust waves off her concern with a flourish of his hand, his grin unwavering.

Angel Dust: Relax, Charlie. I've got him busy downstairs. He's elbow-deep in writing for Batman x Wonder Woman, Livewire x Parasite, and fixing some plumbing issues in the hotel. He won't even notice we're watching.

Vaggie, still a bit skeptical, nods slowly but keeps her remote close, ready to switch off the DVD player at a moment's notice.

Vaggie: Okay, but if he comes storming down here, I'm blaming you, Angel.

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Meanwhile downstairs in the basement.

Y/N hunches over a sprawl of pipes, while dressed in a hazmat suit, his brow furrowed in concentration. He holds a wrench in his good hand, turning it this way and that as he mutters to himself, trying to make sense of the plumbing maze.

Y/N: Okay, so if this valve is supposed to release the pressure here, then why is it... Oh, come on, don't be like that.

Y/N mumbles, addressing the stubborn pipe as if it could hear him. He pauses, taking a step back to survey the network of pipes, tapping his chin thoughtfully.

Y/N: Think, uh...Y/N, think. It's just...like a puzzle game, connect the pipes... except these pipes could flood the hotel if I mess up.

As Y/N tackles the complexities of the plumbing, he shifts his focus to a nearby table cluttered with three distinct hats, each labeled differently. With the pipe issue momentarily under control, he decides to take a mental break by working on his fan fiction ideas. He dips his hand into the first hat, drawing a slip of paper.

Y/N: Batman x Wonder Woman. Good.

He reaches into the second hat, pulling out another slip.

Y/N: Theme...angst...oh...not good...no.

Finally, he draws from the third hat, his eyes scanning the name written there.

Y/N: Villains. Black Mask, Scarecrow, & Jason Todd/Red Hood.

He sets the papers down neatly in front of him, tapping the table as he begins to piece together the plot in his mind. He went back to the pipes.

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Now for the movie

() Character commentary

The film opens with a sweeping view of a bustling riverbank under the dark red sky. The camera zooms in as Y/N approaches a steamboat, its paddles churning the water with rhythmic precision. He strides up the gangplank, nodding politely to the crew, his face bright with anticipation.

As he reaches the top deck, he pauses to survey the scene, taking in the steam rising from the boat's engines and the excited chatter of the passengers. With a satisfied smile, he turns and makes his way to the captain's quarters.

Inside the modest but neatly organized quarters, Y/N approaches a polished wooden wardrobe and opens it, revealing a neatly pressed captain's uniform. The camera focuses on his body as he was changing.

(Charlie blushed.

Vaggie eyed his body.

Cherri and Niffty watched with lust.

Velvette whistled.)

Finally dressed, Y/N steps out of the quarters and back onto the deck, now fully transformed into the steamboat captain. He takes a deep breath, ready to take the helm, and began driving.

(Velvette: Fun fact, it cost $40,000 to make this movie. Valentino was pissed about the high price. But you should've seen how excited and happy was when he saw he was making back at least 12 times that much in DVD sales.

Charlie: And Y/N wasn't aware that he was being filmed?

Velvette: Nope. Vix told Y/N he had a special job to do and he believed it. Plus, we had to keep it a secret somehow, didn't we? I mean, can you imagine his reaction if he found out?

Charlie: True. He'd try to stop the whole thing.

Vaggie: But seriously, how did they manage to keep it from him?

Velvette: Oh, you know, bribes, threats, the usual. Plus, they filmed a lot of it while he was distracted with other things.)

The film moved Y/N, piloting a steamboat down a river, happily whistling along to the tune of "Steamboat Bill". He pulls a rope to sound the steamboat's three whistles. The tall and medium whistle sound off in synch but the shortest one stays quiet until it receives a good hit from the medium one.

(Husk: So, he gets anxiety when driving a car, but when it comes to driving a boat and a train, he knows exactly what he's doing?

Angel Dust: Yep.)

Y/N maneuvers the steamboat skillfully to the dock where the passengers are waiting. The camera focuses on his somewhat exaggerated movements as he ties the boat to the dock, tipping his captain's hat with a flourish. The audience in the lobby chuckle

He looked at the passengers and was surprised to see how few there were.

He looked to see if there was anyone else there. Y/N shrugged it off. There was also a lot of Vox tech being out onto the boat. Velvette steps onto the boat with a dramatic sway, her coat fluttering in the wind.

Then came along a cat sinner, swaying her hips seductively. She eyed Y/N and grinned. She winked at him and made sure he was looking at her.

Following her, a stunning succubus demon, boards with a playful smirk, her eyes scanning Y/N as if measuring up the captain of their short voyage.

(Velvette: Those were their real reactions.

Husk: Never thought I'd say this, but the kid's got charm.

Niffty: He looks so cute in his uniform!

Angel Dust: If he ever finds out we're watching this, he's gonna flip his lid.

Vaggie: We'll just have to make sure he never does, then. Or we make it up to him big time.)

In the next scene, Y/N is seen guiding Velvette, Summer, and Dia to their respective rooms aboard the steamboat. The corridor is narrow, making the interactions closely packed and slightly awkward, which seems to amuse the characters

Velvette: So, Captain, do you offer room service? Because I might need some... assistance tonight.

Y/N: Uh, I think we have someone for that. I can get you the room service menu?

Summer: (leans closer, purring) And what about personal tours of the boat? I'd love to see the engine room. I hear it's... hot.

Y/N: (taking it literally) Oh, yes, it's quite warm because of the machinery. It might be too loud, though. Not sure it's a good place for a tour.

Dia: (giggling, touches his arm) Maybe you could show me some quiet, hidden spots on the boat instead?

Y/N: (blinks, slightly flustered) Well, there aren't really any hidden spots. It's all pretty straightforward. Safety regulations and all.

Velvette: (smirks) You're adorable when you're being all professional.

Y/N: (shifting uncomfortably) Thank you. I, um, just try to do my job.

(Cherri Bomb: He's so clueless, it's actually cute!

Angel Dust: Clueless or not, he's got them eating out of his hand. Go, captain!)

The camera follows Y/N as he continues down the narrow hallway of the steamboat, his posture upright and professional. Velvette, Summer, and Dia are close behind.

Summer: What about "late-night activities?"

Y/N: Well, we usually recommend resting since most activities happen during the day. But I can check if there's anything special happening tonight.

Velvette: Maybe you can show me how to use the safety equipment later? It's always good to have a... personal demonstration.

Y/N: Sure! Safety first, right?

(Angel Dust: Oh, honey, he's just not getting it.

Niffty: (clapping excitedly) He's so focused! It's really cute!

Husk: At least he's being real here.)

As Y/N leads Velvette, Summer, and Dia to their rooms, the flirtatious banter continues, with Velvette taking the opportunity to get a bit more hands-on. She playfully traces circles on Y/N's chest, hoping to elicit a reaction from him.

Velvette: (tracing circles) You know, Captain, I could get used to having you around. Maybe we could find some time for a private tour later?

Y/N: (slightly flustered, but remaining professional) Oh, um, I'm not sure about private tours. The boat has a schedule to keep, you know. But I can arrange a group tour for tomorrow if you'd like.

Summer: (grinning mischievously) What if I prefer a one-on-one experience? I'm sure you have some interesting stories to share.

Y/N: (trying to keep up) Stories? Oh, sure! I know a lot about the boat's history and the different routes we take. I could tell you all about it during the tour.

(Husk: Giving credit where credits due, at least he's taking this captain thing seriously.)

Dia: (leaning in closer) I'm more interested in the captain than the boat. How about we skip the tour and you show me around instead?

(Sir Pentious: How does he get all the girls!)

Y/N: (genuinely puzzled) Show you around? Oh, well, I can show you the common areas, but I'm not sure what else there is to see.

Despite their persistent advances, Y/N remains oblivious to their intentions, his focus firmly on fulfilling his duties as the captain of the steamboat. Velvette and the others exchange amused glances, enjoying the challenge of trying to crack his professional facade.

Velvette: (whispering to the others) Looks like we've got our work cut out for us, girls. This one's a tough nut to crack.

Summer: (grinning) Challenge accepted! Let's see if we can get him to loosen up a bit.

Y/N left the room. All three girls smirked and the viewers were introduced to ten non interrupted minutes of the three undressing, and changing into bikinis.

(Angel Dust: Damn. Ten minutes of this? I've had padding in films with me, but damn. Ten minutes?

Velvette: Hey. Wanted to give Y/N a show when he watched~.)

As Y/N returns to the captain's deck, he's met with the surprising revelation that his primary task was simply to escort the girls, and the boat would now navigate itself back on autopilot. Perplexed by this sudden turn of events, Y/N furrows his brow in confusion, unable to understand why they needed a captain if the boat could operate autonomously.

Y/N: So, wait... If the boat can steer itself back, why did you need me to captain it in the first place? Also, why me?

Melissa: Oh, um, well, you see, Captain, it's all about... uh, ambiance! Yeah, ambiance. The guests expect to be greeted and escorted by a charming captain like yourself. It adds to the whole experience, you know?

Crew member 1: Exactly! It wouldn't be the same without you at the helm. And who wouldn't want an overlord as a captain?

Crew member 2: And besides, who wouldn't want such a handsome captain to show them around? You're the star of the show, Y/N!

Y/N remains skeptical, his analytical mind still questioning the logic behind their explanation. However, he decides not to press the matter further.

Y/N: Well, if you say so.

(Niffty: He's adorable~!)

As Velvette, Summer, and Dia emerge from their rooms wearing revealing bikinis, all of which looked one size too small, they saunter over to where Y/N stands on the captain's deck. With playful smiles and flirtatious glances, they eagerly seek his opinion on their choice of attire.

Velvette: Well, Captain, what do you think? Are we ready to hit the beach, or what?

Summer: Do we pass the test? Or do we need to make any... adjustments?

Dia: Your opinion matters most to us, Captain. After all, we wouldn't want to disappoint our charming guide.

Y/N, caught off guard by their sudden display, blushes slightly but maintains his composure as he considers their question.

Y/N: Um... well, I think... uh, you all look... really nice. The bikinis suit you... um, very well.

(Vaggie was growling in a jealous rage.

Husk: Those look awfully tight.

Velvette: Ya. They were a little tight and g he ate to get on.

Cherri: I'd be surprised if you could cut them off.)

As Velvette, Summer, and Dia make their way to the pool deck, their playful antics draw Y/N's attention once again.

Velvette: Hey, Captain! Care to join us for a dip? The water's perfect, and we promise to behave... mostly.

Summer: Yeah, come on, Y/N! We won't bite... unless you want us to~.

Dia: It'll be fun, I promise! Plus, we could use some company. You're not afraid of a little water, are you?

Y/N looked at them for a minute and was thinking.

Y/N: Um, I'm not sure... I mean, I've never been much of a swimmer, but... I guess I could give it a try.

(Charlie: For adult film, it's lacking...you know.

Velvette: Trust me, we're getting to it.)

Velvette, Summer, and Dia waste no time in coaxing Y/N into the refreshing embrace of the pool. With playful splashes and gentle tugs, they eagerly pull him into the water.

Velvette: Come on, Y/N! Don't be shy! The water's great!

Summer: Yeah, let's show him how to have some real fun!

Dia: You'll love it, I promise! And if not, well... we'll make sure you don't drown!

(Vaggie was getting jealous.)

Caught off guard by the sudden immersion, Y/N feels a surge of panic as the water seeps into his clothes, sending a jolt of discomfort through his body. With his sensory sensitivity heightened by the unexpected sensation, he struggles to contain his unease, his heart pounding rapidly in his chest as he grapples with the overwhelming urge to escape the suffocating embrace of the water.

Y/N: Um, guys... I-I think I need to get out. My clothes... they're all wet...

Velvette: Hey, no worries, Y/N. I'll come with you.

(Angel Dust: I think we all know where this is going.)

Y/N: Uh...ok.

Velvette grabbed his hand and pulled him out of the water and dragged him off.

Velvette leads Y/N back to his room, her gentle touch a soothing balm against the lingering traces of his unease. As they step inside, she offers him a lustful smile.

Velvette: Here we are. Let's get you out of those wet clothes, okay?

Y/N: In front of...you?

Velvette nodded.

Velvette: Here, allow me~.

She grabbed his shirt and yanked his shirt right off. Y/N blushed and Velvette smirked and traced circles on his chest.

Y/N: Velvette! Wh-what are you-

Velvette: Should I take off mine~?

Y/N:...S-sure. I suppose.

Velvette smirked and removed her top.

(Charlie: Oh geez!

Angel Dust: Damn. She ain't holding back.

Niffty: Your tits look bigger when your not covering them.)

Y/N blushed brightly at her.

Velvette: See something you like~?

He nodded.

Velvette: I think I'll remove a bit more~.

Velvette then removed her bikini bottoms. Y/N blushed as she did that. She then tugged at his pants.

Velvette: Well that's no fair~.

Y/N removed his pants and underwear.

(Cherri Bomb whistled and Niffty watched with satisfaction.

Alastor: Is this what Y/N was so embarrassed about?)

Velvette: Much better~.

Velvette playfully pushed him on the bed and sat on his lap.

Velvette: Y/N? Can we...

(Angel Dust: Wait? Were you getting shy?

Cherri: Fuck yes she was! She was getting embarrassed!

Velvette: It was my first time performing in front of a camera! Plus, we hadn't really...had sex till then.)

Y/N:...We...can.

(I suck at writing smut. Please cut me some slack.)

Velvette smirked and got on his lap, and inserted him into her. She moaned and started bouncing on his lap.

Velvette: Oh ya~.

Velvette kept bouncing on his lap and hugged his head to her boobs.

She moaned and started bouncing and kept Y/N's head between her boobs.

She moaned in pleasure as she bounced on Y/N's lap. She moaned his name and moved his hands to her ass.

(Angel Dust: Damn, Y/N got them lady pleasing skills!

Niffty purred and growled in lust.

Sir Pentious covered his eyes.)

Velvette moaned and moved one of her boobs to Y/N's mouth. Her nipples perked as Y/N licked her nipples. Y/N moaned into her boobs.

She bounced on Y/N's lap and moaned in pleasure. She panted and moaned in pleasure into Y/N's ear. She whispered sweet nothings in his ear and kissed his ear.

Y/N thrusted harder for her pleasure. Velvette moaned as she bounced on his lap. She arced her back and pressed her boobs onto Y/N's face.

Velvette grabbed Y/N by the back of his hair, pulled him back, and slammed his lips to hers. She slipped her tongue into his mouth and explored his mouth. Her tongue wrapped around his, as they kissed.

(Charlie, Vaggie, and Cherri were all turned on by this.

Charlie was blushing and daydreaming while Vaggie was drooling.

Velvette was watching with pride, and at Y/N with lust.)

Y/N moaned during the kiss as Velvette was doing this. She lightly grabbed his hands.

Velvette: Your so hot.

Y/N: Velvette. Velvette. Velvette. Velvette!

Velvette: Oh, Y/N. I'm loving the way to moan my name.

She wrapped her legs around his hips so he couldn't pull out. Y/N began thrusting harder, earning a moan from both him and her.

Velvette moaned in pleasure at the feeling.

Y/N: I'm...close.

Velvette smirked and bounced harder, till they both climaxed. Velvette threw her head back and screamed out Y/N's name.

Y/N: Wow...that was...wow...

Velvette: Thanks~. Pleasure was all mine~.

Summer: Don't tell me you're having fun without us~.

Y/N looked and saw Summer and Dia. Wet, naked, and with sex toys.

Y/N's face fell and he looked towards the window. Both girls sat with him and hugged his arms between their boobs.

Summer: We promise we'll be good girls~.

Dia: And we'll be gentle~.

/////

Y/N hummed as he walked in the lobby.

Angel Dust: Oh shit.

Y/N: Good news. I managed to fix the clog in one of the shower drains... turns out it was caused by Niffty's... um, clothing.

Y/N had a laundry basket with Nifftys dominance outfit and lingerie.

Y/N: I'm...not even sure how this got in the drains.

He looked at everyone at the TV.

Y/N: What are you guys watching?

Angel Dust: Y/N! No!

Y/N's eyes widened in alarm as he realized what was playing on the television screen. Without a moment's hesitation, he hurried forward, arms waving frantically as he positioned himself in front of the TV, his urgency evident in his tone as he addressed the group.

Y/N: Ah! No! Stop! No, no, don't look! Um, it's... it's not something you should be watching right now!

His words came out in a rush, a mix of embarrassment and concern coloring his voice as he attempted to shield his friends from the embarrassing sight on the screen.

He waved his arms around like he was trying to flag down a taxi.

Niffty: Oh! The hot boys back~!

Y/N: I'm...sorry. But I don't want anyone seeing this!

As Y/N fumbled with the DVD player in a desperate attempt to turn it off, his hand slipped and accidentally hit the fast-forward button. The scenes on the screen sped up, causing a comical blur of images that only added to the chaotic atmosphere.

Sir Pentious watched the TV.

Sir Pentious: What are they doing?

Niffty: I know what their doing~. But I've never seen anyone do it that fast.

Cherri Bomb: Relax, Y/N! Nobody's judging, we're just having a bit of fun here!

Cherri's voice was light and teasing, trying to ease the tension as she watched Y/N's flustered attempts to control the situation.

Y/N's attempts to manage the DVD player only led to more mishaps as he hit the rewind button this time, causing the movie to lurch backward. His face displayed a mix of panic and frustration, a clear sign he was overwhelmed by the situation.

Angel Dust: Hey, hey, chill out, Y/N! It's just a movie, dude. Relax. It's ok. Nobody's judging you. You didn't even know you were being filmed.

Cherri Bomb: Yeah, look at us, we're all just enjoying the show and nobody thinks any less of you. Come on, it's funny!

Angel Dust: If it makes you feel better, your girlfriends are happy.

Angel Dust pointed to Charlie and Vaggie, who were both turned on and drooling.

Y/N: Is that good?

Angel Dust: That's very good.

Cherri looked back at the TV going rewind.

Cherri Bomb: Oh! Y/N. We did that once.

She pointed to a sex scene in reverse. Alastor, Husk, Angel Dust, and Sir Pentious looked at Cherri in surprise.

Cherri Bomb: What? It was his birthday, and I got my skills~.

Angel Dust: How...I...ok. You gotta give me some pointers. Wait, is that why Y/N was walking funny?

Y/N let out a small giggle, before he felt Charlie and Vaggie lightly hold his hands. He looked and saw that they were both turned on, and their eyes were full of lust.

Charlie: Y/N? May we please see you in our room? We really need your help.

Y/N: With what?

Angel Dust: Are you girls-

Charlie and Vaggie hissed at him, before leaving with Y/N. They were in the room for three hours, before Charlie and Vaggie got tired and fell asleep with Y/N.