"_____ !_____! _____! _____! _____! ___--!"

"What could you possibly want Alfred?!" The (h/c) asked, obviously annoyed at the American. You were reading but now...

There is now way.

"SHHHHH!" The librarian hissed.

"Why won't you go dudette?!"

You sighed. "For the last time Alfie...I'm not going."

"Jou're not going to vhat liebling?" Gilbert walked into the library and sat down right next to you.

"Nothing Gil..."

"_____ won't go to the school dance!" Alfred said.

"Vhat?! Jou have to go _____!"

"I'm not really into that kind of thing..." You rubbed your neck in nervousness, hoping they would go away.

But this is Gilbert and Alfred we're talking about here.

They don't just 'go away'.

"Vhy not?"

"Do I have to remind you of my popularity state Gil?" You sighed as glared at the albino who insisted he wasn't German but Prussian.

The mere thought confused you completely.

"Yes!" Alfred answered.

You turned to him. "Is your name Gilbert?"

"No..."

"That's what I thought." You smirked.

Alfred frowned. "Hey not funny! I thought you were mad at me!"

You ruffled his hair, almost hitting his cowlick, but Alfred grabbed your hand before you could. "What?"

"Don't. Touch."

"Don't touch what?" You asked in confusion at the normally cheery American's seriousness.

"My cowlick. Don't touch it."

"Ok geez! I wasn't going to anyways."

Oh hell yeah you are going to!

"Good." He released your hand and went back to reading.

"What was that about Gil?" You whispered to him.

"Alfred doesn't like people touching his cowlick. I know vhat jou're thinking liebe! Don't even try!" He whisper-yelled.

"SHHHH!" The librarian yelled at you again.

"Why not?"

"Just. Don't. He doesn't like that kind of thing."

"Oh I'm going to Gilbert. Now you've got me curious." You smirked once again.

Gilbert sighed. "Fine...but do it after school, trust me. Jou don't vant to do that kind of thing alone! And stay avay from valls!"

"Walls why wa--!"

Gilbert had already left.

"SHHHH!!"

"Yeah yeah...I'm reading..." You grumbled at the librarian and went back to your book.

Gilbert's words echoed in your head.

You don't want to do that kind of thing alone! And stay away from walls when you do!. . .

What the hell did that mean?!

-*-

"_____? _____? _____? Love?" Arthur waved his hand in your face as you stared off into space.

"WHAT?! Oh....Arthur, what do you want?" You asked, not really paying attention.

"I asked you what's wrong. You don't seem yourself today." His eyes were filled with concern.

"Yeah, I'm alright."

"Are you sure? You hardly payed any attention in your favorite class today." He reached his arm up and felt your forehead.

"I'm just thinking, that's all..." You responded, still thinking.

"What are you thinking about love?"

"Alfred."

Arthur's eyes widened. Why would you be thinking about Alfred? "Really? Well his is an interesting specimen isn't he?" He fake chuckled as to brush it off.

"Yeah. Hey Arthur?" You asked.

"Yes love?"

"Do you know anything about Alfred's cowlick? I mean, it basically defies the laws of physics!" You said in frustration.

"I know what you're thinking _____, and I don't like it one bit." He said, dodging the question completely.

"What do you mean?"

"You're thinking of touching Alfred's cowlick aren't you?" He said dryly.

"How did you know?!"

"I can just tell love. And trust me right now..." Arthur shivered a little. "...I've been down that road before, and I don't want you to."

"What do you mean?"

"Let's just say that he's a little sensitive of his cowlick. Promise me you won't try?"

You sighed, and crossed your fingers behind your back. "Promise."

Arthur smiled. "Good. Now it's time to go back to homeroom."

-*-

The school hallways weren't exactly the best spot to be at the end of the day.  But thank god it was Friday!

You didn't like them.

Scratch that, you hated the hallways with a strong feeling.

They were always so crowded, and your 'locker mates' aren't exactly nice.

Currently, you were waiting your turn like a normal fucking person would. You didn't have the courage to tell them to 'move. But apparently someone else did. . .

"Oh my god _____! MOVE!" The boy who's locker was under yours yelled.

Today you were so angry, your friends wouldn't tell you about Alffred's cowlick, and now this son of a bitch was yelling at you. Let's just say it didn't help your anger.

You whipped your head around and glared at the douche of a boy. "You know what? No! Just because you said that, I'm going to stand here all day just to piss you off!" You growled.

The boy grumbled and mumbled a few swears then was on his way.

You smirked happily and got into your locker. You grabbed your things and slammed you locker door. It was somewhat a routine for you.

And considering you hated everyone but your new friends, you slammed your locker very often.

You walked into the classroom and sat down at your desk, waiting to be dismissed. The only downside was your new friends didn't have the same HR as you. It sucked.

You looked at the clock and sighed. 5 minutes.

But those five minutes would always feel like hours.

You unzipped your backpack and took out your (fav Anime other than Hetalia) manga books. You stuck your nose in one and began to read.

A little more than 10 seconds later:

"Hey _____. Can I braid your hair?"

"No." You rolled your eyes.

"Can I double braid your hair?"

"No."

"Can I super double braid your hair?"

"Try, and I'll break your arm." You spat.

The obnoxious boy just giggled and left you alone.

You sighed in relief when your teacher said 'goodbye have a good day!' you can leave! HELL YES! You mentally screamed in joy.

You ran outside the classroom and sure enough standing right there was Alfred.

"Hey Alfie!" You smiled and walked up to him.

" 'sup dudette!"

"Where are the others?" You asked, looking around,, The others would usually wait for you too.

"Oh they have a meet--I mean they have after school activities! So I'm here because I don't!" He smiled childishly at you and held you hand.

You blushed and limply squeezed back. "Oh, OK!" You smiled back, then thought of that 'thing' you had to do. "Hey Alfie?"

"Yeah (n/n)?!" He yelled.

"I forgot something in my classroom. Can you come back with me and get it?" You asked hopefully.

"Sure dudette! Let's go!" He ran and dragged you to said classroom.

When you got there you spotted a shelf with a textbook on it and smirked. "Hey Alfie? Cna you get that book for me? I'm too short." You pointed and he nodded.

He reached up for the book and you jumped up and grabbed his cowlick briefly.

Alfred froze in place and his eyes narrowed.

"I told you not to do that _____. . ." He said seductively.

He started to walk towards you, and you backed into a wall.

So far, you have done all three things Gilbert told you not to do. (1) Don't touch the cowlick [X] (2) Don't be alone with him when you do [X] and (3) Stay away from walls [X]!

Shit. . .

"A--Alfie?" You said worried, as you looked behind you and noticed you were cornered.

Double shit. . .

"I warned you not to touch my cowlick dudette. . ."

"I'm sorry Alfie..." You thought he was going to kill you.

"Don't be afraid _____," He grabbed your wrists and pinned them above your head.

(WARNING: LIME CONTENT! THIS IS NOT A LEMON!)

You shut your eyes tight and turned your head. "A--Alfred? St--stop." You stuttered. By now, your face was a tomato.

"Now why would I do that?" He licked his lips.

Alfred snuggled his head into the crook of your neck and smiled.

He then let go of your wrists with one hand, but your were still hopelessly restrained. And damn was Alfred strong!

He stroked your cheek and looked into your eyes. "You're so hot dudette...Did you know that?" He smirked and kissed you on the lips.

You pursed your lips closed as he licked your lip asking for entrance. No, you thought, no no no no! No way in hell!

Alfred rolled his azure eyes and frowned.

His other hand let go of your face and started to poke you in the stomach, making you gasp and giggle a little.

He took this opportunity to slip his tongue into your mouth, exploring every part of your wet cavern.

You couldn't lie, this felt good. Without even realizing it, you kissed back softly. WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH ME?!

Alfred smirked at your reaction.

You two broke for air, and Alfred let go of your wrists.

You then took your goleden opportunity and ran like hell out of that classroom. Not even caring that you didn't grab your backpack.

You just had to leave! You kissed Alfred! Your best friend!

You were a blushing mess as you ran out of the school.

"DUDETTE WAIT! I'M SO SORRY! COME BACK!" Alfred called after you, but you didn't listen or even turn back.

You eyes were brimming up with tears from shock and embarrassment, and you didn't notice when you bumped into someone.

"Are you alright elsker?"

Your eyes widened.

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