Let's just say the other boys weren't very happy that you were holding hands with Vladimir, the weirdo.

But you couldn't help it, even though Vladimir was basically a stranger you felt drawn to him.

It could just be the vampire-like physique about him.

But you loved it.

"Vaffanculo (f*ck off) Vladimir!" Romano growled, grabbing your other hand. "Are you alright ragazza?! Did he hurt you?!"

You shook your head. "No! Of course not I'm fine!" You laughed at your once grumpy Italian friend.

"Calm down Roma~ Vladimir is looking for you guys so I led him here."

"Why did you leave us, da?" Ivan asked.

"Yeah aru!" Yao demanded.

You sighed. "You guys were speaking another language and arguing about me! And to make matters even worse, I still have no idea what you said exactly!" You exclaimed. "I met Vladimir because he was concerned about me, we talked and he is actually a nice guy." You looked up at Vladimir because he's taller than you and smiled.

"Awe~! Thanks dragostea mea~!" He smiled, showing more of his little fangs that you adored. Still looking up at him, you blushed.

"You're so cute Vladimir~!"

"But you're cuter darling _____~!" His smile grew bigger.

Arthur and Lukas gulped.

"EHEM! Excuse us love, but we have to. . ." Arthur trailed off, biting his lip in...worry?

"USE THE BATHROOM!" Lukas finished.

"All of you?" You asked in suspicion.

"YES!" Arthur said laughing nervously.

"We do?" The others asked in surprise.

"YES!" Lukas said through gritted teeth.

"Oh yes! Sorry eskler!" Mathias caught on and the others all ran towards the bathroom.

"Um. . .THE BATHROOM'S LEFT!" You yelled after them.

"Right! The awesome me totally knew that!" Gilbert said, now leading the group. 

"No you didn't idiot. . ." Ludwig mumbled as Gilbert glared at his younger brother.

-*-

"What the hell!? Why did you drag us here aru?" Yao asked.

"It's obvious that we're loosing _____ to Romania.” Arthur stated.

“Yeah! It’s not fair he’s a freak and totally not a hero like me!” Alfred whined.

Arthur rolled his green eyes. “I swear it’s like you’re 5 sometimes. . .”

“You just don’t understand me old man~!” Alfred teased.

“Enough.” Lukas interrupted with his usual mono-tone voice. “This isn’t helping out case at all. You idiots need to shut it.” He sighed. “We need some kind of plan, so _____ is head over heels for Romania does anyone have any ideas on how to get her back to normal?”

“I have no idea.” Mathias said. “But I agree, _____ isn’t the kind of girl to do something like that. She seems like the kind of chick to kick you ass. And that’s why I like her~!”

The others glared at the Dane.

“That’s why I like her!” Alfred growled.

“Well I don’t know why we’re all fighting over _____, I mean we all know who she’s going to end up with.” Gilbert stated.

The others nodded. 

“Yeah, ME!” They all said in sync.

And that was the start of the Bathroom battle.

Insults were being spit out left and right, curses in other languages were heard. 

It wasn’t pretty.

-*-

You and Vladimir sat down and started to talk. Apparently you and him were one of the only people who thought the Twilight Saga wasn’t complete sh*t.

“Hey Vlad?” You asked.

“Yes darling~?”

“Um, since I can’t go in the boys’ restroom can you see if they are OK?” You asked. “Just check to see if they didn’t flush themselves down the toilet~” You giggled.

“I don’t think they could do that…” Vladimir said, thinking for a moment.

“Gilbert, Alfred, Mathias, Francis, and Antonio are there for god’s sake~!” You teased.

Vladimir nodded. “You have a very good point. Be right back my dear~” He stood up, kissed you on the cheek, and left.

Leaving you a blushing mess.

-*-

Vladimir walked into the bathroom and froze with a sigh.

Arthur was attacking Francis, Alfred and Ivan were in some kind of boxing match, Lukas was choking Mathias with his tie (not really a surprise there), Romano was after Antonio, and Gilbert and Ludwig were having an 'awesome' contest while Feliciano somehow managed to get on top of the stalls with Kiku who just wanted some personal space. [this would be an epic drawing BTW!]

It was chaos.

Disastrous, hilarious chaos.

Vladimir couldn't help but burst out into laughter, momentarily stopping the chaos.

They all turned and looked at him. . .

"What the hell do you want bastardo?!" Romano demanded, letting go of Antonio's hair. [Poor baby!] The Spaniard sighed in relief.

"I want to make sure you're not killing each other! But it turns out that's not the case." Vladimir crossed his arms. "We're supposed to find the new country! Not. . .do whatever you all are doing. . ."

"I think _____'s the new country~" Feliciano said from the top of the stalls.

Ludwig looked up at the Italian and face-palmed. "What are you doing?!"

"Ve~ Doitsu look at me and Japan~!" He said, hugging Kiku much to the Japanse's dismay.

Germany face-palmed again. "Whatever. . .I'm sorry I asked." Then the blonde looked at Vladimir. "I completely agree (sadly). I too believe _____'s the new country."

"You have no proof." Arthur stated. "I mean, that would be great."

"I wouldn't say so Angleterre. So far we haven't seen her parents, or any of her siblings. I think she lives alone. And remember when we all wanted to meet her family and go to her house and she refused and changed the subject?" Francis asked.

"YEAH! SHE'S TOTALLY THE NEW COUNTRY!" Alfred exclaimed in happiness.

"Then how are we going to tell the chica?" Antonio asked.

"That's simple! We just tell the Frau! AND BY WE. . . I MEAN ME,THE AWESOME PRUSSIA! I'LL TELL _____ THAT SHE IS ACTUALLY A COUNTRY LIKE US~!"

-*-

(Your POV) 

I couldn't stand waiting, I mean, they've been in the bathroom for at least 30 minutes! 

I decided to walk by the boys' bathroom to see what was up.

I stopped in my tracks when I heard yelling. 

"I'LL TELL _____ THAT SHE IS ACTUALLY A COUNTRY LIKE US!"

It was definitely Gilbert's voice, no one I know can yell that loud, and the echo effect of the bathroom didn't make it softer.

But that wasn't what made me stop. The 'shh' noises followed did.

I decided to listen in closer.

"Shut it you git! Someone will hear you!" Arthur's voice hissed.

It was too muffled, so I pressed my ear to the door to listen better. 

"It's fine! It's not like _____'s right outside the bathroom or anything! HAHAHAHAHAH!" Alfred's loud laugh rang through my ears.

My (e/c) eyes widened. They have to be joking!

"YEAH! THE KING SHOULDN'T BE WORRIED." Mathias.

"You three are all the same. Idiots." Lukas said with an annoyed tone.

"Well I'm going to go tell _____ that she's an awesome country like me. THE AWESOME PRUSSIA!" Gilbert said.

Then. . .

CRASH!

My head started to throb, I hit the floor, and my vision went black.

The last words I heard were: "GILBERT YOU DUMMKOPF!"

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