Y/n Pov

After the nice experience in the maid cafe

I am now fully satisfied and happy

But it seems the God that God who reincarnated me hated, hate me and so now I am being dragged by a giant bunny

While I also shoot a nuclear blast at that infinite Stratos-looking mech suits but with more skin showing for a weird reason

And my form changed back to my original looks and with my weird skin showing yet also kind of not at the same time well privilege of not have anything down there

Y/n: *Sigh*

Yoshino: " I am sorry to trouble you Y-Y/n-San "

Y/n: " It's fine little bot bugs like them will always be troublesome after all so nuking them will take care of it with my amazing power "

Y/n: ( wait why did I say that!? I sound too prideful! I want to say that 'it's fine they are troublesome but I can take care of them just fine but wait what I want to say is also a bit too prideful too... )

Yoshina: " I-im r-really sorry bayou could get hurt because of me " she keeps saying sorry as she looks at me with teary eyes look

Y/n: ( Oh shit!? Don't give me those looks! Aaaaaaaaaggggghhhhh )

Yoshinon: " Yeah sorry about that pal "

Y/n: "It's fine Yoshino! Look at me do you think some bugs like them can even lay a scratch on me? " I said with a grin

Yoshino: " U-ummmm... N-no? cause you're strong Y-Y/n-San "

Y/n: " That's right! Cause I am super strong you know I can easily nuke those bugs "

Y/n: ( Shit my kama side is showing! I need to tone it down! )

Yoshinon: " You are a super cool fella aren't you Y/n-Kun "

Y/n: " Hmm! Hmm! Praise me more ehehehe "

Yoshino: " Your super a-amazing Y/n-San! "

Y/n: " Yes, Yes I am! "

Yoshinon: " Ho Ho Ho you are damm cool gurl "

Y/n: " Why yes I am although... Well whatever my gender is Enkidu either way "

Yoshino: " What do you mean by Enkidu? Is that one of Y/n-Onee-Chan friends," she said as she call me with a cute expression and voice

Y/n: " O-onee-Chan!? "

Yoshino: " A-ah! I'm sorry for calling that but is it okay if i-i calls you that? "

Y/n: ( Ughhh )

I felt something hit me in the kokoro as I hold it in my mind

Y/n: " Of course it's fine! If Yoshino wants to call me Onee-Chan I'm fine with that "

Yoshino then smile happily

Y/n: ( Ahhhh.... Cuteness )

Y/n: " Oh right the Enkidu stuff is well sorry if it might sound weird but I am not a Male nor a female you see "

Yoshino: " Hmmm? So you're not a girl? "

Y/n: " We'll in a way yes? And no? But I'm also not a male but, I can be a girl and a male if I want to "

Yoshinon: " So your gender is an Attack Helicopter then "

Y/n: " Yes... "

Yoshino: " That sounds cool...? "

Y/n: " Welp whatever! Let's go and get something to eat before someone decide to track the money I borrowed "

Yoshinon: " Let's goooooo! "

Time skip brought to you with a meme

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And so we went to a cafe and eat some food well I cook the food the thought

I sit down and enjoyed the pudding I just made

Yoshino: " I-is it really fine to eat and cook using someone else food without paying? " she asked while hesitating to eat the pudding I made

Y/n: " Of course it's fine! I mean it's their fault for leaving the store unlocked in the first place "

I said as we are now in a cafe where no one is there because they are probably in shelters hiding and not yet back

Y/n: " Also it's done we are not eating without paying you to know cause all I did is borrow the spice and ingredients to make pudding and I did not ask a chef to cook it for us so we are not buying anything "

Yoshino: " Uh... "

Y/n: " It's fine just enjoy the pudding and trust what your Onee-Chan is saying and if you insist I will put money on the counter "

I went to the counter open the small cabinet which was where they put the money I take out 15 thousand yen from there put it in our pocket and then take it out and put the 15 thousand yen in the small cabinet

Y/n: " There I paid for our food "

Yoshino & Yoshinon: " ......... "

Y/n: " Don't give me that judging look and start eating the pudding! "

After a while, we're done eating and decide to have a walk on the street while occasionally nuking some mosquito that's flying around

We stop at a department store and decide to see what is inside damm the place is big and they sell some weird snacks which I borrow and brought with me to eat

I got separated from Yoshino there cause we decide to check different cabinets

And so I went to check on her to see the pedo cheating bastard is with her and also looks like he is about to kiss him

And so I start shooting arrows at him and he was able to dodge them like he has some plot armor protecting him from being killed

Y/n: " Get away from her! You Cheating NTR Pedo Bastard! "

Shido: " Uwaaagggh! I'm sorry! "

Y/n: " Don't you dare get close to her "

I said as I hug Yoshino

Shido: " I-am sorry Kama it was an accident I didn't try to do anything weird I promise "

Y/n: " Say the cheating guy don't you already have that purple hair girl? "

Shido: " Uhhh... About that- "

Suddenly those mecha girl is back which save Shido from being shoot and instead I shoot at them

While some decide to try to attack Shido and Yoshino

Yoshino decides to fight with Shido who is some kind of idiot staying here and Yoshino was somewhat protecting him

After a while, they went as we also went somewhere yeah... For some reason, we are running and it's raining!

Y/n: ( ... Why are we running away!? Oh yeah cause of the Pedo guy )

And also after a while, we found that Yoshino lost Yoshinon

Y/n: " A-ah it's going to be fine Yoshino I will search for Yoshinon okay "

Shido: " Y-yeah we will search for him okay "

Y/n: " That's right Pedo guy go find it before I shoot you "

Shido: " I know... Let me make a call to my friend she can help us "

He said as he take out his phone and walk a distance and make a call to someone named Kotori

Shido: " She said she will help us so for now why don't you two come to my house and hide there it's safer than being out here in rain "

Y/n: " True... But I don't feel safe with you pedo being there "

Shido: " Ugh... I'm, not a pedo that was an accident "

Y/n: " What part of offering candy with a weird uncle line is not a pedo!? And you also tried or maybe you already did kiss with Yoshino!? "

Shido: " Ugh... Well t-that was uuuh "

[ Kotori: *Sigh* guess you're going back to the simulation after this is all done Shido ]

Shido: " Oh no, I mean I did it because I want to save you, girls! "

He said in full of confidence

Chapter end