so i get home and my mom is about to leave for work

and she's in a hurry so she just hugs me kisses my cheek and i say bye as she closes the door behind me

i find out she made pasta

(thank you madre for this)

so i go wash my face and then i notice

there's a lipstick stain on my cheek

now i am not smart, so i was so scared

i thought someone kissed me when i was asleep in my bus or something

and then i realize oh lol

my mom wears lipstick

#anticlimaxwithkhan