Narrator's POV

"All I'm saying is that the tower would be a lot better with a hot tub in the-" Clint stopped talking to Bruce, who walked next to him when he saw Thor walking around the tower. "What's Goldie Locks doing here?" He asked.

"Didn't you hear?" Bruce asked. "Tony welcomed him into the team after he realized how useful he could be."

Thor finally saw Clint and Bruce, he waved at them. "Clinton!" He called.

"Pretend you didn't see that." Clint said.

"Banner!" Thor called.

"Hello, Thor." Bruce waved at him.

"Did you hear a word I said?" Clint asked.

Thor made his way to them. "Do you live here?"

"Well, it's where we're all stationed." Bruce said.

"Stark made me part of your hero club." Thor said.

"That's grea-"

"It's not a club, it's an organization in which saving people is our profession." Clint said. "It's called The Avengers."

"Avengers?" Thor asked. "That's a little agressive, don't you think?"

"I didn't choose the name." Clint rolled his eyes. "Anyway, Bruce and I were on our way to get some stuff for the kitchen since Tony has his hands full, and Steve's not available."

"Oh, could I come?" Thor asked. "I could use a look around New York. I don't know much about earth."

"Of course-"

"Um, no." Clint said. "It's best if you stay here to watch over the tower, you know. Just in case there's another attack."

"Clint, there's nothing really t-"

"And don't you worry." Clint said, pulling Bruce along. "We will be perfectly safe."

"I-"

"Trust me, Bruce. It's better this way." Clint whispered, pushing Bruce along.

They were almost out the door when Tony came in carrying a tablet.

Tony looked up at Clint and Bruce. "Ah, I was just looking for you two." He saw Thor in the back. "I was wondering if you tow could take muscles out for a bit."

"We actually-"

"Awesome." Tony said, walking past them with the tablet. "Make sure to keep an eye on him, he likes to wonder around." He went past Thor.

Clint looked at Thor, sighing.

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"Are you sure this is necessary?" Bruce asked Clint, who was pushing Thor in a shopping cart as the three walked into the grocery store.

"Tony said he liked to wonder." Clint said. "This is the best way to keep him from wondering off."

"I know, but I don't you think it'll attract too much attention?" Bruce asked.

"Bruce, were the Avengers. We draw enough attention already." Clint said.

"I suppose you're right." Bruce said.

"Let us continue our quest!" Thor said, pointing forward.

"There's thus thing here on earth called an "inside voice", use it and stay quiet, alright?" Clint told Thor.

"Oh, right." Thor nodded.

Clint turned back to some produce.

Thor looked at Bruce and pointed at Clint, mouthing something.

Bruce smiled at Thor, laughing quietly.

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"Should we take Cheerios or Raisin Brand?" Bruce asked.

"How about we take a less boring cereal?" Clint asked.

"But these two promote heart health." Bruce said.

"Yeah, but Coco-Puffs makes your milk chocolate milk." Clint said.

"I agree with him." Thor said, pointing at Clint.

"Two beats one." Clint said putting the cereal box in the cart. "So Whore..."

"Clint." Bruce shot a glance at Clint.

"It's Thor, actually." Thor said.

"I know. I was just-"

"It's okay if you get it wrong." Thor said. "It's not a usual name."

"Anyway." Clint rolled his eyes. "What's it like in that planet of yours?"

"Oh, Asgard." Thor smiled. "It's a very peaceful and nice place. It's beautiful beyond explanation."

"Uh-huh." Clint said as he emptied the cart out and put the stuff on the rubber strip that pulled them toward the cashier.

"And there was this one time where I ate a bad grape fruit, and I got terribly sick..." Thor kept going.

Bruce smiled, shaking his head as he listened to Thor's explanation of Asgard along with side stories for the second time. He was helping Clint empty out the cart, when he saw a purple shampoo. "Clint, do we really need this?"

"What are you talking about?" Clint took it. "Of course we need. How else am I suppose to keep my hair this awesome?"

"I don't think-"

"No, he's right." Thor said. "Hair maintenance is very important." He caressed his hair.

"Goldie Locks understands." Clint put the shampoo on the rubber.

Thor watched it as it slid all the way to the cashier, carefully like a cat.

The cashier took it, scanning it.

•beep•

Thor jumped back a little at the beeping noise and looked at the cashier, squinting at him.

"No one even cooks at the tower."

"That's not true. Where do you think breakfast comes from?" Bruce asked.

"I don't know. I just thought it sort of...happened." Clint said.

Thor saw the display of candies and gum at the cashier. He took one and put it on the spinning rubber strip, watching it as it moved toward the cashier.

•beep•

He took another and repeated the progress.

•beep•

Then another.

•beep•

"So you cook them every morning?"

"Yes."

"Mm." Clint shrugged. "Well I thought your ginger snaps were a little dry this morning."

"Im sorry my best not enough for you, your lordship." Bruce rolled his eyes, crossing his arms.

"You're total comes out to three hundred forty three and seventy three cents." The cashier said.

"Hm?! I'm sorry, what?" Bruce turned to the cashier. "How did go over our budget?"

"Maybe because someone bought a hundred and fifty dollars worth of snickers." Clint said, looking at Thor.

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"Thor, you can't just take anything and out it through the scanner." Bruce said as he pushed Thor and the groceries out of the grocery store.

"I thought I just did." Thor said, tilting his head back and looking up at Bruce, squinting and scrunching his face. "You're so bright."

"Oh, here." Bruce moved his head, covering up the sun with his head as he looked down at Thor. "Is that better?" He asked.

"Much better. Thank you." Thor said, smiling at Bruce.

Bruce smiled down at him.

"Could one of you give me a hand, here? This chocolate is heavy." Clint said, struggling to carry two large grocery bags full of snickers.