Bonus Chapter
Just for a little bit of fun.
Remember Dick's threats for Damian getting pregnant?... Well...
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Damian holds the test in his hands, eyes staring in disbelief at the results off said test. Two lines, means positive. He had taken more than five pregnancy tests and all of them had been positive... Fuck.
"No no no." Damian shutters "Jon's too young to die! Beloved!" Damian calls and opens the bathroom door and practically runs all the way down the stairs to the kitchen where Jon was writing his newest novel since his last one had taken off successfully.
Jon raises his head towards Damian who hugs him tightly and Jon raises an eyebrow "Uh, Dames?" Jon asks, hesitantly and Damian looks up at him with an almost devilish smile "Remember Richards threat?"
Jon all but crashes into the ceiling after.
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Wayne Manor
"I'm pregnant." Damian suddenly announces.
Dick spits out his drink, and it lands on Jason who squaks indignantly. Bruce chokes on his own drink and Tim is quick to give him a few firm pats on the back. Steph snorts out loud and starts laughing crazily. Cass clears her throat and ducks her head so that no one could see her smile and Babs accidently breaks the plate.
Alfred gasps and clutches his chest with a teary smile "Oh my Master Damian I am to become a great grandfather! How wonderful!" He exclaims, and looks back at the table full of chaos.
"He got you pregnant!?" Babs asks, more like yells and Damian shrugs "Pretty much." He answers plainly, seeing his father's face turn a worrying colour too pale and Dicks face looking more or less like a tomato. He resists the urge to snicker.
"Congrats Dames." Jason smiles lightly at him and Damian nods and Steph clasps him on the back and Damian glares at her "Good luck Dami!" She chirps cheerfully and Damian rolls his eyes.
"Uh, Lil D. You don't know where Jon is now do you?" Dick asks, smiling crazily and Damian resists a smirk when answering with a smooth "He's in the manor, but he's hiding." He adds "Mostly from you."
"Tell Clark that his son will not be alive by the end of the day." Bruce growls, both he and Dick standing up at the same time and trudging out of the room. Damian watches them go and laughs a bit when he sees the rest of the family follow. Except Alfred who waits behind and places a hand over Damian's shoulder.
"Where is Master Jon, sir?" Alfred asks and Damian smiles "I'm going there." Damian answers honestly.
Jon on the other hand, hiding in Damian's room paced around the room frantically, waiting for one of the members of the batfam to kill him any moment. When the door cracks open he's glad to see Damian and he hugs Damian close, nuzzling his neck.
"Please don't let them kill me." Jon begs and Damian laughs again, kissing Jon's forehead and gently strokes Jon's hair "Do not worry beloved, they won't do anything too---"
"BRUCE GET THE KRYPTONITE! I THINK I HAVE A LEAD!"
"... Brash." Damian pauses and Jon let's out a whine and hugs Damian tighter and Damian laughs again.
So maybe having a baby wouldn't be so bad.
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