tomiocaca:
do you have time today?

sabito:
damn bro take me out on a date first

tomiocaca:
what?

sabito:
is this not a dick appointment?

tomiocaca:
no this is you picking up my suit

sabito:
and the ugly rat tie

tomiocaca:
if you continue like this you might also need to pay for some emotional damage

sabito:
dAMN

tomiocaca:
do you have time or not?

sabito:
for you i have time whenever baby

tomiocaca:
I have a boyfriend stop flirting

sabito:
I dont believe a word you're saying

you were alone at the gay bar

and you said it was only a one night stand the first time I texted you

tomiocaca:
I had an almost break up with him, of course I was alone at the gay bar

sabito:
omg do tell

tomiocaca:
what

last time I checked you're still a stranger and have no business in my private matters

sabito:
im invested now

tomiocaca:
are you always this difficult?

sabito:
since the day I was born

my momma was trying to push me out for near 12 hours

tomiocaca:
that is too much information

sabito:
I thought we were bonding

tomiocaca:
I see no trace of bonding

sabito:
bummer

anywhore

yes I have time today

but only like after 22⁰⁰

tomiocaca:
why so late?

sabito:
i thought we have nothing to do in each other's private businesses

tomiocaca:
you told me about your mother's difficult birth a minute ago

sabito:
welp

tomiocaca:
exactly

sabito:
well first I have these classes im trying to survive

then I also have this group project we are working on today

then I will need to try to control this buddy I have at this gathering because he will probably do something and run from the police again

tomiocaca:
no time in-between?

sabito:
no can do princess

tomiocaca:
jesus

sabito:
you can just call me sabito its okay

tomiocaca:
just be at the kamado company around 22

sabito:
yessir
read

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my little pony fanatics

ghost dad:
GUYS GUYS GUYS
delivered at 22:30

boar:
who did you meet at the bar now

ghost dad:
your momma

boar:
my mother is dead

ghost dad:
im your ghost dad. I can practically do stuff with ghosts

boar:
you're gay

ghost dad:
your mom is an exception

boar:
EW A HETEROSEXUAL

ghost dad:
no need to insult me LIKE THAT

pikachu:
being the straight friend is hard you see

boar:
i dont belwive that

ghost dad:
ANYWHORE

I met the ugly suit guy like half an hour ago right

(i have his suit in possession rn and the tie looks uglier upclose)

boar:
right

(send proof)

ghost dad:
you guys its like the angles have kissed my eyes and spit in my mouth

pikachu:
what now

ghost dad:
its like I've been blessed

pikachu:
by the angels spitting in your mouth?

boar:
exactly sabito we don't need to know your kinks

ghost dad:
ungrateful friends

back to suit guy

HES SO HOT I MIGHT ACTUALLY DIE

boar:
damn sleep with him

ghost dad:
I WISH

but he has a bf

boar:
I dont beleive that

ghost dad:
thats what I said

but he said he had an almost break up thing with said bf so obviously he went to the bar

so big bummer

but I will try to become friends with him like a good civilian

boar:
because he has a lot of money

ghost dad:
now don't make me out like money hungry bitch

but yes

I might actually

pay for my education daddy

pikachu:
STOP THIS

ghost dad:
b

oo you whore