my little pony fanatics

ghost dad:
omfg

guess who I met

boar:
hopefully a therapist

ghost dad:
wow mean

boar:
you signed up for it once you decided to be friends with me

pikachu:
you should've made a contract so we knew what we were getting into

boar:
its nerf or nothing

ghost dad:
ANYWAYS

boar:
anygay*

ghost dad:
shut up

anyways

I met a man

boar:
dear whatever God there is, please let him be a therapist

ghost dad:
no

boar:
shit

ghost dad:
but

he's doing some fancy dancy stuff cuz he was dressed in expensive clothes

pikachu:
so

did you meet each other or did you meet him and he doesn't know about your existence?

ghost dad:
I didn't come on here to get bullied

pikachu:
you signed up for it

ghost dad:
ANYWAYS

WE MET AT A GAY BAR AND I ACCIDENTALLY SPILLED MY DRINK ON HIM

now he wants me to pay for the laundry  and I gave him my number cuz j didn't have money with me

boar:
you never have money

ghost dad:
just like you

boar:
do you want to die (:

ghost dad:
every second of my life (:

pikachu:
pls don't murder each other

ghost dad:
not today

pikachu:
so you just have his number so you can pay him?

and you think there's gonna be more?

boar:
met at a gay bar to do gay things but all you're gonna do is housewife things

ghost dad:
im telling you

its fate

boar:
fate to make you realize to finally get job that pays well

ghost dad:
fate for gay things

pikachu:
do you even know his name?

ghost dad:
not yet

boar:
omfg

ghost dad:
can you blame me?

boar:
yes

pikachu:
yes

what does he look like then

ghost dad:
he had black hair that was kinda long

and he was wearing this expensive ass suit

and his wallet was as big as my failure

oh and he had this ugly ass tie that had two patterns. it was like half and half

this tie was so ugly i was thinking about stealing it and burning it

pokeball:
I think I know the guy

ghost dad:
connections connections

also he looked tired af

pikachu:
how do you know him

pokeball:
not everyday you meet a business man who has long hair and an ugly tie

was the tie in a weird shade of red and some green yellow squares thing?

ghost dad:
omg

yes

yes its him

see its fate

there's some connections that lead him back to me

boar:
you just want to fuck

ghost dad:
in my defense his face was pretty

pikachu:
and wallet thicc

ghost dad:
exactly

now

can yall lend me some money for his laundry?

zenitsu:
where's your money

ghost dad:
spent it on condoms to fuck ur dad

for the ones who didn't come from the inotan chatfic
ghost dad=sabito
boar=inosuke
pikachu=zenitsu
pokeball=nezuko
plus zenitsu and nezuko r dating, if yall didnt notice by their names