Harry stirred from his sleep and plopped off the couch kicking Ron in the knee.

Ron groaned, "Mate, you didn't have to do that."

Harry shook his head. "Yes, I did." Ron sat up and looked at Harry.

"Well?" questioned Ron

"Hermoine." Harry said.

"Okay....what happened?" Ron asked.

"She's just using me for money and your just collateral damage."

"WHAT?!"

"You heard me Ronald."

"Fine...but why the money her parents are wealthy aren't they?"

"Yeah, she's just a gold digger." Suddenly they heard a knock.

"You two are up early, do you want something eat?" Sirus asked through the door.

"I want fish." Harry said.

"Fish?' Ron repated. "Why would you want those?"

"Uh, look at me Ron!" Harry pointed to all of him.

"Oh, right I forget your a neko." Ron muttered.

"Fish? Harry I've got to go to the market to get that, can you just eat cat food?" Sirus asked.

"Cat food? How does that taste?" Harry asked.

"Hell if I know! I'm a dog, your the cat." Sirus said.

"Fine, Fine, Fine." Harry muttered.