"Ng! ...Ah! Ahh~! Your highness m-my-"

... Ah yes. That's my dEaReSt elder brother in his room getting his damn brains fucked out... CAN'T THAT PIECE OF SHIT BE A LITTLE MORE RESPECTFUL AND QUIET THE FUCK DOWN AT 2AM?!?!?!

Arggg, my head hurts.... When did this even all start...?

Ah yes. It happened after I fell down a telephone pole in my original life. My name was Emelia Gardner. An ordinary girl I was... Yet... My shit luck lead me to an unfortunate and painful death. I was horrified as time seemed to slow down as I fell to my death. I swear I could feel my heart stopping and my blood turn cold. Ah...! But right after I woke up in a crib with tiny hands. I was quite surprised! I assumed it was all a bad dream and attempted to be like every other reincarnated protagonist and be super cute... but I was wrong. Instead, I was reincarnated as a beauty with pinky-brown hair and sky-blue eyes named Alysia Aldaisha. The daughter of the　grand duke Yohan Truman Aldaisha who is related to the royal family by blood. Amazing right?

Truthfully, my life was very boring at the beginning. I may have been beautiful... but I was the same as ever. I hated trying. Trying hard would just feel like needles slowly sinking into my heart, so I was labled as an idiotic failure due to my lack of motivation. My elder brother on the other hand, was smart and cute. His name is Hiro Aldaisha. Since he is male and the eldest, he is going to be next in line to become the duke. Do I envy him? No. I don't wish to be smart, though I honestly hated such disgusting rumors being spread about me being an idiot. Other than that, we were like every other noble family. Naturally, I ended up assuming I was just going to live my life as a normal noble girl. Of course... That's clearly not the case. You may be thinking,
"Why is Alysia telling us all this instead of getting straight into the story?" Well It's because the first 12 years of my life were boring okay!

(Huh? What do you mean I gotta use show not tell? Heck off this is garbage for a reason you know)

5 Years Ago

"Ally..."
I could hear my elder brother call me in a timid manner from across the hallway. I was just about to head into my room, but turned around and glanced at my 14 year old brother.

"Yes brother Hiro?"

I answered in a sweet yet exhausted tone and stopped in my tracks. It was 8pm and as a 12 year old, I was quite tired and wanted to head to bed.

"Ally I... Can I ask you for a favor...?"

Hiro fiddled with the tips of his fingers as he lowered his head, mumbling. This action surprised me a bit, I could feel something was up and that chill wouldn't go away.

"What exactly would brother want from his hopeless little sister?"

I groaned but managed to speak politely, after all... Angering a future duke would be suicide. Though I pretend to be an idiot, being an actual idiot and making shit choices is just... idiotic.

After asking my elder brother what he wanted, he just continued to fumble and stumble over his damn words. Like SERIOUSLY? He was the future duke and yet here he is, being all shy over a favor! Though, due to his nervousness, it did make me extremely curious. I almost felt like I was flying since his nervous behavior seemed to transfer onto me.

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After a moment of silence, I finally snapped.

"Elder brother... How long are you gonna fucKIN stumble over a favor! I want to sleep and this isn't like you?! Where did my confident brother go??"

My pinky-brown hair tied into a side pony-tail swayed behind me as I gracefully and swiftly slid over to my brother. I slowly lifted up my pale hands and... PINCHED THE HELL OUTTA DEM CHEEKS.

"Owowowowow! Ally you ungrateful little- Stop it! I'll tell you geez!"

My brother whined as he slapped my pale hands away while rubbing his cheek. Heheh, serves him right.

"I... I want you to help me fit in at school!"

Eh?
Ehhhh?
Ah, I guess I should have expected this. Despite being smart, he is not very good at social interactions. Even while we were children, the only one he could mostly normally talk to was me. Of course he was still reserved and quite cold but he was veeerrryyy cute. I'm no bro-con so I'm not going to say anymore.

"Big brother. I understand I have a natural talent of being loveable... But how the hell am I suppose to help you and why should I?"

Oh woops, I just realized I swore earlier. To tell you the truth... I am a very vulgar lady! I don't go to social parties much but when I do, my acting skills are quite good. So-much-so that people address me as "The Ghostly (idiotic) Flower" hahhh... the fuck is up with such a name? After answering my elder brother he sighed and cocked his head to the side and sulked.

"You used to be so much cuter... Following me around saying "Big brother big brother!".. now look at you..."

Um. Dear brother I am 12 now, not including the 19 years of my past life. There is no way I'll continue to do those kind of acts now. I stared in absolute disbelief as he continued to sulk.

"Errr... Brother Hiro, you are 14 are you not? You musn't sulk like that or else father may scold you for acting disgraceful... If it stops you from sulking I miiiight just agree help."

I fumbled around trying to pat my brother's head. Though he may be older than me and super cold, he was still my beloved brother... Is what I usually would say but honestly, what the hell is he thinking asking a 12 year old for help? And what for? Girls flock all over him BECAUSE of his shy and cold personality. Honestly, he looks quite plain too! He has normal light brown hair, green eyes and quite the average yet cute figure, like a harem protagonist.  Elder brother if you want to get married, I don't think being social will help you!

"Really?! Ally you're the best...! Um, you see Ally, I just reallllyyyy want to get on the good side of the male students so life could be easier when I become duke!"

He beamed while clasping my hands tightly. I understood where he was coming from... Being able to form a good relationship when young would be really helpful once he becomes duke, since they won't have any grudges against him if they become friends. But due to my impure past life I couldn't help but mention something quite... Blasphemous (for a noble anyways, I am very well aware that back in my world being gay is not blasphemous at all). You know how I am at this point.

"Brother, are you gay?"

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"..."
"......"
".........."

"Haha! I think I misheard!"

"No you didn't."

I quickly shot him down before he changed the subject. Of course I was joking but he had funny reactions so I was compelled to annoy him.

"I like woman-"

"Have you ever had a female crush?"

Um... Brother surely you can tell I'm joking right? So please stop looking at me with those conflicted eyes...

"........... Ally I swear I have no interest in men. This conversation ends here."

Elder brother looked as if he was about to burst, I could almost see the anime annoyed symbol on his head... Hiro cautiously sneaked away towards his bedroom while muttering words I couldn't hear to himself. I wonder if I did too much... WELP, EVERY WHAMAN FOR THEMSELF!

Little did I know, that little favor would turn into something so big, not even plot armor could restrain it.

The next morning, I stretched my arms while sprawling myself across the silky-smooth bed. Just as I was about to leave my chambers...

SLAM.

A maid panicking for unknown reasons rushed into my room while panting, gasping like there is no air left.

"MY LADY! CONGRATZ ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT!"

... What?
What what what?

"eh? ...EHHHHHHH?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!"

I was too surprised to criticize the maid that just bursted into my room without permission. ENGAGEMENT? AT 12? My limbs were trembling with confusion never felt before. Me? Me? Why little ol me?! Yeah I'm totally the cutest girl in the family and a duke's daughter but despite being a noble it's still the modern age?! I shouldn't be getting into arranged marriages yet?! I took a few deep breaths and glared at the lovely maid, with the most perfect smile I asked once again.

"What do you mean by engagement? I don't remember father or any servants informing me beforehand. Perhaps there is some mix-up?"

"My Lady don't be silly! You're now engaged to his highness the crown prince!"

WHAT THE FUUUUCK?! ahaahahaha, I can see my peaceful life going down the drain. Oh~ It's spiraling down~ down down down guruguruguru~ Hic! Snap out of it! The crown prince of all things... Me? Crown princess? Nope nope nope never! I would never accept this. Neeeeever! I coughed and readjusted my posture, no matter how pretty or high standing I was, my father still knew of my eccentric behavior. So surely he wouldn't agree to such an arrangement. Or so I thought. But in the end, I was simply in denial. A sigh escaped my lips as I raised my head. I made sure that my eyes glittered and my expression was one worthy of a duke's daughter.

"Bring me to my father"

AN: This one chapter has been in production for an entire year, this started off as a funny dumb artwork I made that I decided to write a garbage novel for! Hope you enjoy (Hope I finish this one too). For some context and world building, though there are kings and nobles, it is a modern-like fantasy world so some medevial aspects will be used while others will not.